Luxury 2BR Kalibata Dita 3: Jakarta's Hidden Gem?
Luxury 2BR Kalibata Dita 3: Jakarta's Maybe-Not-So-Hidden Gem? (A Brutally Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Luxury 2BR Kalibata Dita 3 in Jakarta. This isn't your glossy travel brochure, this is the real, unfiltered deal. I'm still trying to process the whole experience, so forgive me if this review takes a few unexpected left turns. Let's dive headfirst, shall we?
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The Good, The Bad, and the "Did-That-Really-Happen?"
Let's start with the basics, the stuff everyone cares about: Accessibility. Alright, so the website boasts about being somewhat accessible. The good news? Elevator, check. But the devil's in the details. I'm walking around here, so I can't speak to full wheelchair accessibility and if they've built it to the standards of modern disabled accessibility. The website's ambiguous on this one. I will say, the Elevator was there. That's a start, isn't it?
Okay, moving swiftly along to Internet. Oh, the Internet. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! they shout. Lies, all lies! Okay, maybe not lies, but more like a dodgy internet connection that sporadically decides to grace you with its presence. One minute you're streaming Netflix (if you're lucky), the next you're staring into the abyss of a buffering screen. I tried the Wi-Fi in public areas, same deal. It felt like a cruel joke played by a bored IT technician. Bring a book. Or, you know, embrace the digital detox. Embrace the suffering…
Cleanliness and Safety: Now, this is where they (mostly) shine. Anti-viral cleaning products are a big plus in these post-pandemic times, and I saw the staff diligently wiping things down. They have a Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. They boast of Professional-grade sanitizing services. They also offer to let you Room sanitization opt-out available. Good on them! The Staff trained in safety protocol, and I saw them use the Hand sanitizer. I can vouch for the Daily disinfection in common areas and Rooms sanitized between stays. They really seem to be trying. Which is comforting. The Safety/security feature, like the Smoke alarms and Fire extinguisher really put my worries to rest.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Ah, the siren song of the buffet. Breakfast [buffet] is, well, a buffet. It's fine. There was the usual suspects: Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, eggs (scrambled, of course), some questionable-looking sausage, and a mountain of white bread. The coffee was…weak. So, not a coffee expert, but I wasn't expecting a café. But good enough to kick-start your day.
I attempted the Poolside bar once. The bartender looked like he'd rather be anywhere else. The drink selection was limited. I ordered a cocktail that tasted vaguely of sadness. But, you know, sometimes a sad cocktail is exactly what you need. A Snack bar helps. There's also Room service [24-hour] if you can't be bothered. Can't say I used it.
Things to Do (or Not Do):
- Swimming Pool: It looked nice. I mean, it was an outdoor Swimming pool with Pool with view, but the heat in Jakarta made me just want to collapse indoors.
- Fitness Center: Okay, full disclosure, I didn't make it to the Gym/fitness. The thought of exerting myself in that humidity made my soul shrivel. But it was there. Probably.
- Spa: Ah, the Spa. This is where things get interesting. I opted for a massage. Let me tell you, the massage room was not exactly the Zen paradise I was hoping for. Dimly lit, yes. Relaxing ambient music? Nope, more like elevator music gone rogue. But, the massage itself was…okay. Not the worst, not the best. Mediocre, I'd say. The Body scrub and Body wrap were tempting, but… nah. It felt like it would be a lot of fuss.
- Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: I skipped all of this so I can't honestly say.
- Things to do, ways to relax: I went to my room after the massage, which wasn't the worst.
Services and Conveniences:
The Concierge was helpful (when you could find them!) There's Laundry service and Dry cleaning. Daily housekeeping was efficient, but they didn't always replace the towels. Little things. The Cash withdrawal on site is useful. I appreciated the Air conditioning in public area because, Jakarta. I have no complaints about the Elevator.
Room Rundown (My 2BR Adventure):
My 2BR was… spacious. Like, really spacious. Maybe too spacious. It lacked the intimacy and cosy feeling of a standard hotel. However, all the necessities are there! Air conditioning (thank god!), a Refrigerator (filled with overpriced mini-bar items, of course), a Coffee/tea maker, and a Desk. The Bed, was comfy. The Blackout curtains were a lifesaver.
The Toiletries were basic (bring your own conditioner, trust me). The Bathroom had a Bathtub and a Separate shower/bathtub.
For the Kids (or the Lack Thereof):
They claim to be Family/child friendly and offer Babysitting service and Kids facilities and Kids meal. I didn't test these, but take that as you will.
Getting Around
- Car park [free of charge] - Yes, you can park there, for free.
- Taxi service - available.
- Airport transfer - yes, but I think my Uber was cheaper.
The Quirks, the Hiccups, and the “You’ve Got to be Kidding Me” Moments:
- The “Complimentary” Water: You know the little bottles of water that are supposed to be free? I'm convinced they rationed them. I had to practically beg for more.
- The View: My room overlooked…another building. So, not exactly "luxury views."
- The Soundproofing: It wasn't great. I could hear my neighbours’ conversations (and apparently, they were having a very lively debate about Indonesian politics). Bring earplugs. Seriously.
Final Verdict (The Honest Truth):
Would I stay here again? Maybe.. if I absolutely had to be in that specific area. It's not a bad hotel, per se. It's just… a bit of a mixed bag. The cleanliness is great. The staff are trying. But between the dodgy Wi-Fi, the mediocre spa, and the overall feeling of "almost luxury," it falls short of its promise. Kalibata Dita 3 is a perfectly fine place to rest your head, but don't go expecting a five-star experience. Go in with realistic expectations, a healthy dose of humour, and maybe a few extra bottles of water. You'll survive. And hey, at least you'll have some stories to tell.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sterile, perfectly curated travel brochure. This is going to be the real, sweaty, slightly-hungover truth of a few days kicking around Jakarta from that 2BR in Kalibata Residence. And let me tell you, the air conditioning better work, because I SWEAT. A LOT. Let's just get this chaos started…
Jakarta Jaunt: Dita 3, Bet You Won’t Regret This (Maybe) - A Travel Itinerary (Sort Of)
Day 1: Arrival, Air Con Gods, and Street Food Fury
1:00 PM - Arrival at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport (CGK): Oof. The humidity hit me like a brick wall the second I stepped off the plane. Already regretting my decision to wear jeans. Immigration shuffled along, a blur of tired faces and what I think was a smile from the immigration officer (maybe he just had a bad case of resting-bitch-face, it happens). Finding a taxi was like a survival game. Dodging luggage carts, persistent touts, and general airport mayhem – all before 2 PM. Victory! I felt like I deserved a medal.
2:30 PM - Taxi Rumble to Kalibata Residence - Dita 3: This is where things got interesting. The traffic. Oh, the Jakarta traffic. It's legendary. Imagine a river of metal, constantly flowing, never quite stopping. Our taxi driver, a sweet man named Budi (or so I thought he was, I only understood like 2 words of his Indonesian), navigated like a seasoned warrior, honking with the confidence of a seasoned pro. We inched our way to Dita 3. I prayed to the air-con gods we’d have decent air con. Priorities, people.
3:30 PM - Check-in & Air Con Assessment: Praise the heavens! The air conditioning in the Dita 3 apartment was WORKING. Possibly the most glorious sound I've ever heard. I pretty much hugged the air conditioner for a solid ten minutes. The apartment itself was…functional. Clean enough. The view from the balcony overlooks…well, Jakarta. Mostly other buildings. But hey, that's Jakarta, right? Settling in, unpacking, and doing a quick mental inventory: phone, charger, emergency snacks (ALWAYS).
5:00 PM - Street Food Reconnaissance Mission: Dita 3 is conveniently located in a food mecca. Armed with Google Maps and a healthy dose of adventurousness (and hand sanitizer), I ventured out. My mission? Find the best street food. Objective, eat until unbuttoned and uncomfortable! First stop: Warung Nasi Goreng. This wasn't just rice; it was a party in my mouth. Spicy, savory, with a fried egg perched on top. Glorious. Followed that with some sate ayam (chicken skewers) that were smoky, juicy, and potentially the best thing I've ever tasted. My stomach, surprisingly, has survived the test with no issues. Yet.
7:00 PM - Evening Wanderings & Sensory Overload: Wandered through the local market, a cacophony of sights, sounds, and smells that was both exhilarating and overwhelming. The energy is palpable. Negotiated (badly) for a cheap, slightly-too-loud shirt. Stumbled upon a local kopitiam (coffee shop) and had a cup of super-strong Indonesian coffee. Couldn’t sleep until 3 am.
9:00 PM - Back to Base & Debrief: Stuffed and thoroughly exhausted, back to the Dita 3. A shower (bliss!), air conditioning on full blast, and a guilty pleasure of watching Indonesian television, even though I can't understand a word.
Day 2: Monuments, Malls, and the Mystery of the Missing Sock
9:00 AM - Breakfast: Leftover Street Food & Panic: Did I mention I'm a worrier? WOKE UP. The air con seemed a bit…less chilly? Panic set in. Had a mini-internal meltdown, fearing I had a malfunction. Ate my leftover nasi goreng for breakfast. It was even better cold. Where is the sock that went missing from my luggage?
10:00 AM - Grand Day Out, or Attempt Thereof: Decided to be a tourist. Headed towards the National Monument (Monas). Traffic was horrendous. Again. Took an online ride to get there, and while my driver spoke a fair bit of English to me, I only understood about 25% of what he said. My attempt at conversation was a disaster, mostly consisting of me nodding and smiling. Got to the Monas. Took some obligatory photos. Admired the view.
12:00 PM - Shopping Mall Madness: Jakarta is famous for its malls. Decided to experience the spectacle. Went to the Plaza Indonesia. Honestly, it was a bit overwhelming. Gucci, Prada, all that jazz. I felt massively out of place in my sweaty travel clothes and a lingering street food aroma. Found an air-conditioned sanctuary in the food court (naturally). Chowed down on some bakso (meatball soup). This time, with extra chili. No ragrats.
2:00 PM - The Missing Sock: Where Are You? Returned to Dita 3 to…search. The missing sock search was the only thing on my agenda this afternoon. Searched every nook and cranny of the apartment. Frustration mounting. I am sure it’s the washing machine. Probably. I have no idea. Decided to give up.
4:00 PM - Relaxation (sort of): Took a relaxing shower and watched some more Indonesian TV.
6:00 PM - Dinner & Evening Fun: Had dinner at a local restaurant. More street food, because why not? I had some gado-gado (Indonesian salad) which was delicious. After my meal, I decided to check out a local bar. Met some tourists. We talked for hours.
10:00 PM - Back to Base, and I finally had a dream: Finally back to Dita 3. The traffic was horrible as expected but I got to the apartment. So exhausting from a day of fun, I got into bed and was soon asleep in no time.
Day 3: Departure (and a Final Sock Check)
8:00 AM - Last Breakfast & Sock Mission: Another day, another breakfast of leftover street food. One last, desperate search for that missing sock. Checked under the bed. Behind the curtains. In the suitcase (again). Nothing. I am officially defeated. Just give me all the socks.
9:00 AM - Final Reflections & Packing: Stared out the window (the view is now familiar). A little sad to be leaving, a little relieved. Jakarta is a chaotic, beautiful, and exhausting city. Packed up my bag, mentally preparing for the airport chaos.
10:00 AM - Check-Out & Taxi to Airport: Checked out of Dita 3. Quick glance around the apartment. Nope, no sign of the sock. Taxi again. Traffic (surprise!). One last deep breath of that Jakarta air.
11:30 AM - Airport & Goodbye Jakarta: Goodbye, Jakarta. You were…something. The memories, a symphony of smells, sights, and sounds. I am sure I will be back, but maybe with an easier itinerary and more socks.
1:00 PM - Departed: The end. (Mostly)
Post-Trip Reflections (and a few realizations…)
- The Sock: Still haven't found it. I'm convinced it's living a secret life in Jakarta.
- Street Food: My stomach is a champ.
- Traffic: I will be dreaming about it for weeks.
- Air Conditioning: Thank you, air con gods. You saved me.
- Jakarta: A city that both frustrates and fascinates. I have a love/hate relationship with the place.
Overall, an amazing trip!
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Okay, so, "Luxury 2BR Kalibata Dita 3"... Is it *really* luxury? Because "luxury" gets thrown around a lot. I mean, *really* a hidden gem? C'mon...
Ugh, I know, right? The word "luxury" has become the real estate equivalent of "artisanal." It's bandied about like it's going out of style, and half the time, you get a slightly nicer version of what you already have. But... *whispers*... Kalibata Dita 3 *kind of* delivers. Emphasis on *kind of*. Look, it's Jakarta. "Hidden gem" is a relative term. You’re not finding a lost city of gold here. It's more like... a comfy oasis, tucked away from the chaos. The two-bedroom setup *is* genuinely spacious by Jakarta standards. That alone felt luxurious compared to some shoebox apartments I've been crammed into. The finishes? Not Burj Khalifa level, okay? But, decent. Modern. The appliances worked (a HUGE win in Jakarta), but I did encounter a minor thing, A/C was a little loud, but It was fine by the end of the day.
Location, location, location…How *actually* convenient is this place? I need to know about the traffic… seriously, the traffic!
Ah, the Jakarta traffic beast. Prepare yourself. Kalibata *is* generally pretty central, which is a *huge* advantage. It's near the Jakarta Selatan area, right? Good. But let's be honest, "near" in Jakarta is like a polite euphemism. It feels good if you’re aiming for that area. The proximity to the Kalibata City station is a lifesaver. The train is really the best way to go. During peak hours, even a short cab ride can feel like you're stuck in a slow-motion video game. I once spent *three hours* in a car, slowly inching my way across town. Seriously. So, location? Solid. Traffic? Jakarta, baby. Embrace the chaos. Get a good audiobook. Or better yet, download a bunch of interesting youtube video. It will help.
The amenities. What do you *actually* get for, you know, your hard-earned Rupiah? The pool? The gym? Are they… you know… usable?
Okay, here's the skinny on the amenities. The pool? It exists. It's cleanish. It's a decent option for cooling off after a day of Jakarta madness. The gym? Let's just say it's seen better days. The equipment is… functional, but not exactly state-of-the-art. Don't expect a fully equipped CrossFit paradise. Think more… basic hotel gym. And, honestly, sometimes the gym might even be closed for maintenance. It's Jakarta. Things break. You learn to accept it. It's life. However, I did manage to swim once, it was a nice experience, and no one was there.
The view! Does it have one? Jakarta views are… well, varied. Mostly buildings, I'm guessing.
Alright, the view... prepare for an honest opinion. You're looking at a concrete jungle. Honestly, the building that I stayed in, wasn't that tall. Buildings are all around. Okay, one day, I saw a bit of the sky when I was looking out the window. But that's not saying too much. So, no majestic panorama. No sprawling rice fields. It's Jakarta. Buildings. That's the view. Embrace it. It's part of the… *charm*? of city living. At night, the city lights can be kind of pretty, but not "wow" pretty.
Okay, let’s talk about the *real* deal-breakers. Noise? Roaches? Wifi that cuts out every five minutes? Give me the truth!
Alright, this is where things get real. Noise? Can be an issue, especially on lower floors. Jakarta is a noisy city. Cars. Motorbikes. Construction. Accept it. I ended up keeping earplugs next to my bed. Roaches? *Deep breath*. I did experience a few. Jakarta. It's a fact of life. Not a massive infestation, but, you know, a few unwanted guests. Definitely worth bringing some bug spray and maybe a few cockroach motels. WiFi? Ugh. It was okay, for the most part. But there were moments when I wanted to throw the router out the window. It cut out occasionally, which is infuriating when you're trying to work or stream Netflix. So, basically, accept all of this. It's Jakarta. Expect the unexpected, and buy the strongest bug spray you can find.
Would you actually recommend this place? Be honest! Would you stay there again?
Okay, the big question. Would I recommend it? It depends. If you're looking for a *truly* luxurious, stress-free experience? Probably not. If you're looking for a comfortable, relatively convenient place to stay in the heart of Jakarta, that's spacious and has some decent amenities, and you're willing to accept the Jakarta quirks? Then, yeah, it's a solid option. The location *is* a plus. The space *is* a plus. I'd probably stay there again, but with realistic expectations and a serious supply of bug spray. It's not perfect, but nothing in Jakarta is. It's a bit of hidden gem. The kind of place that's good enough.
Okay, last question! What's your *most* memorable experience from staying there? Good, bad, or hilariously awkward - I want the dirt!
Okay, prepare yourself. My most memorable experience? It involved a broken air conditioner, a persistent mosquito, and a truly epic power outage. Picture this: I was in the middle of a Zoom call, sweating buckets because the A/C had decided to die. I was also being dive-bombed by a mosquito that seemed to have a personal vendetta against me. Then, the lights went out. *Completely* out. Blackness. I stumbled around, muttering, until I found a candle (thank GOD I had one). I spent the next hour swatting at the mosquito, trying to find the phone and praying for the power to come back on. Which it eventually did. The rest of the day was a blur of bug bites and frustration. The next day the aircon worked, and it felt like a victory. Looking back, it was hilariously awful. It perfectly captured the chaotic beauty of Jakarta. And, you know what? I wouldn’t trade it for anything. (Except maybe a working A/C and fewer mosquitoes).
