Bangkok Luxury Suite: Asoke & Sukhumvit MRT/BTS Access!
Bangkok Luxury Suite: Asoke & Sukhumvit - My Chaotic Confessions (and a Few Truths)
Alright, here's the thing. I just got back from battling the glorious, chaotic beast that is Bangkok, and let me tell you, my experience at the Bangkok Luxury Suite: Asoke & Sukhumvit MRT/BTS Access! was…well, it was a ride. Buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't gonna be your typical sanitized review. I'm gonna spill the tea, the cha-yen, and everything in between.
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(Deep Breath) Okay. Let's dive in.
Accessibility: The Good, the Bad, and the Absolutely Not-So-Ugly
My poor, beat-up knees are screaming a definite thumbs up to the fact that accessibility was a thing. The elevator? Worked beautifully. Which, trust me, in Bangkok, is a godsend. The common areas seemed pretty navigable for wheelchair users, although I didn't personally test it with a chair. (Accessibility, Check!) But, and this is a big BUT, navigating the actual city with a wheelchair? That's a whole other ball game. Sidewalks can be a disaster of uneven surfaces and rogue vendors. SO, while the hotel itself seemed alright regarding wheelchair access, be prepared for the Bangkokian outside world.
On-Site Restaurants & Lounges: Fueling My Food Frenzy
Oh. My. Glob. The food! I became very good friends with the poolside bar. That's where the magic happened. Sipping a Singha, watching the city lights twinkle – pure bliss. Their poolside snacks were…well, let's just say I developed a serious addiction to the spring rolls. More on that later. I also frequented the restaurant, and the buffet was a glorious carb-fest of international and Asian cuisine. You could get Western breakfasts or Asian breakfasts. It was all about the choices! (Dining [Check!], Poolside Bar [Double Check!])
Amenities & Comfort (Where It Got Really Interesting)
Internet: (Cue the Dramatic Music) Having free Wi-Fi in all rooms was essential. Crucial! Because Instagram, and also, you know, work. The speed was decent. I also saw mention of Internet [LAN]. I never touched it. I'm a Wi-Fi warrior.
Relax & Revive: Now, about that Spa/Sauna. Oh, yeah. I indulged. The massage was divine. Seriously, the best I've ever had. My shoulders unwound, my stress melted away. I did a body wrap and Body scrub and came out feeling like a new woman (or at least, a slightly less stressed, slightly less sunburned version of myself). They had a pool with a view too - beautiful, and a welcome escape from the Bangkok heat. There's a Fitness Center there too, if your a saint person, I skipped it.
Cleanliness and Safety: I was super impressed with their hygiene game. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, individually-wrapped food options, staff trained in safety protocol – all made me feel a lot more, I dunno, safe during a global pandemic. They even had room sanitization opt-out available. I can appreciate that. It's always nice to have a choice about what you want and don't want done in your room.
Rooms: The rooms were sanitized between stays, and the details were great. Things like Daily housekeeping, complimentary tea and bottled water, and bathrobes made it feel like a treat. I loved the blackout curtains, and the soundproof rooms were a godsend because Bangkok traffic is a beast. (Cleanliness & Safety [Check!], Awesome Rooms [Definite Check!])
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Personal Paradise
Okay, back to the spring rolls. I kid you not, I ordered them almost every day. The pool guys knew me by name. The restaurant had a great menu featuring international cuisine and Asian cuisine, but I stuck to my pre-selected favorites. I loved the coffee shop. I also got the breakfast included with my stay, and it was the best buffet I've probably ever seen. I loved the fresh juices and the fruit selection - I was in heaven! (Food, Glorious Food!!)
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Services: 24-hour room service came in handy when I was battling jet lag at 3 AM and needed a snack. They offered concierge and a convenience store. And if you need a dry cleaning and laundry service? They have that too!
Getting Around: The MRT and BTS access was absolutely KEY. The hotel's proximity to public transport made getting around easy. The option for Airport transfer was very convenient.
For the Kids: I don't have kids, but I noticed they had babysitting service and seemed very family/child friendly.
The Quirky Bits and the Not-So-Perfect Moments
- The Lost Luggage Incident: Okay, this wasn't the hotel's fault, but it happened. My luggage got lost on the way to the hotel. The staff was AMAZING at helping me. They made calls, offered me toiletries, and basically held my hand until my suitcase finally reappeared. This made me adore them. (See anecdote about staff below)
- The "Almost" Awkward Moment : My room was a bit too close to the elevator. I could hear the dinging and occasional conversations. I'm a light sleeper. It wasn't a dealbreaker, but it's something to note if you're sensitive to noise.
The Staff – The Real Heroes
This is where the real story lies. The staff at the Bangkok Luxury Suite. They're why I'd go back. I'm not exaggerating when I say they were the friendliest, most helpful people I've encountered in a long time. They knew my name, remembered my coffee order, and were genuinely kind. After the luggage incident, they helped me, even though it wasn't their responsibility. One of the pool guys took the time to help me use my phone to search up some tourist spots. It was genuine. They made me feel like a valued guest. The hotel could be falling apart but it's the staff that makes the place.
The Verdict (My Messy, Honest Truth)
Okay, so, would I recommend the Bangkok Luxury Suite? Absolutely. It's not perfect. It's got its quirks, like any place worth its salt. But the location is fantastic, the amenities are great, the food is dangerously delicious, and the STAFF? They are gold. They're genuine, helpful, and totally made my trip. If you're looking for a comfortable, convenient, and relatively luxurious base for exploring Bangkok, this is it. Just prepare to fall in love with the spring rolls. You've been warned. And oh, remember to tip the housekeeping staff!!
Unbelievable Hiroshima Hotel: Mielparque's Secret Revealed!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered Bangkok itinerary. This is the real deal, the slightly sweaty, perpetually-late, heart-bursting-with-awesome version. We're talking a 24th-floor luxury room overlooking everything from the Sukhumvit MRT to the Asoke BTS, and trust me, we're going to use this view.
The Bangkok Blitz: A Messy, Glorious Adventure
(Day 1: Arrival & the Great Pad Thai Purge)
1:00 PM: Touch down at Suvarnabhumi Airport (BKK). First reaction? H E A T. Like, soul-melting, eyebrow-sweating heat. And the smells! A heady mix of exhaust fumes, jasmine, and something gloriously, tantalizingly…fried. Grab a taxi, haggle like your life depends on it (but be nice, okay?), and head straight to the hotel – the 24th floor, baby! Unpack. Admire the view. Scream a little because, WOW.
2:30 PM: Okay, reality check. We haven't eaten since the plane's sad little (and cold) chicken-and-rice thing. Emergency: Pad Thai acquisition. (This is an emergency; don't judge.) Down to the street – walk cautiously, eyes peeled for rogue tuk-tuks and motorbikes that think red lights are suggestions. Find a street stall, preferably one bustling with locals. Trust your gut. (If your gut is giving you the side-eye, maybe pick a stall with a slightly less…questionable…sanitation level.) Order Pad Thai. Devour Pad Thai. Immediately realize the life-changing power of fresh lime juice, the snap of the peanuts, the perfect balance of sweet, sour, and oh-my-god-spicy. This is it. This is why you came.
4:00 PM: Head to the MASSIVE Terminal 21 mall via the MRT (Sukhumvit station!). I know, I know, malls. But hear me out: this one is themed on cities around the world, like San Francisco, Tokyo, and London. It's wonderfully bonkers…and air-conditioned! Wander, take pictures, get lost. Buy a ridiculous souvenir you'll probably regret (I’m going for a sequined elephant purse – don’t judge. Okay, judge a little). Grab a bubble tea. Feel the existential dread of consumerism…then buy another bubble tea.
6:00 PM: Back to the hotel to rest. Change, and most importantly, grab a bottle of water (the Thai heat WILL dehydrate you!). Admire the view again at sunset. It's even better now.
7:30 PM: Time for Mango Sticky Rice! Do a little research (or ask the friendly concierge). Then find a little shop that's a bit tucked away. Here's the REAL test: make SURE the rice is perfectly sticky, the mango is sweet and ripe, and the coconut milk is divine. The best Mango Sticky Rice I had (after hours and hours of research) brought tears to my eyes. The sheer perfection. Truly, you just know that you've found the winning stall.
9:00 PM: Rooftop bar time! The view from the hotel lobby bar can't be beat! Sip a Chang beer, try to remember what day it is, and watch the city sparkle below. Feel that delicious feeling of being wonderfully, utterly lost.
(Day 2: Temples, Traffic Jams, & the Joy of Failure)
9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel: buffet. Seriously, it's worth it. Stuff your face with fruit (mango, obvs), some kinda questionable pastries, and maybe something that looks vaguely like eggs. Fuel up. You'll need it.
10:00 AM: Okay, temple run. Grab an Uber or a cab (beware the traffic…it's legendary). First stop: Wat Arun (Temple of Dawn). It's gorgeous, I mean, ridiculously gorgeous. Also, hot as hell. Wear appropriate clothing (shoulders and knees covered, people!). Take a zillion photos. Almost pass out.
12:00 PM: Lunch near Wat Arun. Try a boat noodle soup. It's a total crapshoot, usually…but the experience is half the fun! Embrace the chaos. Embrace the questionable hygiene. Embrace the fact that you might be accidentally chewing a stray chili (if you're me, this is going to happen. And it happened again yesterday, what a joke).
1:30 PM: Head to the Grand Palace and Wat Pho (Reclining Buddha). More temples! More heat! More crowds! Try to appreciate the beauty amidst the sheer overwhelm. Focus on the details. The mosaics. The gold. The…hundreds of tourists also taking pictures. Pro tip: find a quiet corner and just…breathe.
4:00 PM: So, here comes the inevitable: a traffic jam. You will be stuck in one. Accept it. Read a book. People watch. Maybe try to learn some basic Thai phrases from your phone (because, let's be honest, you haven't done any research and probably haven't heard of the language at all.)
6:00 PM: Street food adventure! Find a night market, any night market. Go wild. Try EVERYTHING. The grilled skewers. The crispy pancakes. The…bugs? (Maybe not the bugs. Unless you're feeling brave…or foolish, like me.) Get your taste buds ready for the adventure!
8:00 PM: Back to the hotel – collapse onto the bed. Realize you’re covered in sweat and street food crumbs. Worth it!
9:00 PM: Late night view from the room! Another beer. Let the city lights lull you to sleep.
(Day 3: Markets, Mayhem, & the End of an Era)
9:00 AM: Sleep in!! That's a rule. Bangkok fatigue is real.
10:00 AM: Chatuchak Weekend Market! (Assuming it’s the weekend.) Prepare to be seriously overwhelmed. It's enormous! It's crowded! It's a glorious sensory overload. Haggle! Barter! Bargain! Find that perfect, slightly weird, souvenir (I'm thinking a ceramic cat statue…or maybe another sequined purse, this time a panda).
1:00 PM: Lunch at Chatuchak. More street food. Find something you haven't tried before. Take a deep breath. Trust your gut. (Again. Your gut is becoming your best friend.)
2:30 PM: Head to the floating market. (Damnoen Saduak is probably the most popular). It's touristy, yes. But it's also pretty darn cool, seeing the boats selling food and wares. Take a longtail boat ride. Buy something useless that you'll never use (I’m thinking… a tiny wooden elephant carving, probably.)
5:00 PM: Head back to the hotel. Pack. Relive happy memories.
7:00 PM: One last walk along the MRT. Think: All the adventures! All the moments! All the insane traffic jams! All the glorious, spicy food! Bangkok, you beautiful, crazy, overwhelming, and utterly unforgettable place.
8:00 PM: Final drink at the rooftop bar. And a tear or two. (Okay, maybe a whole waterfall.) The view. The smells. The buzz. You can't stop thinking about it, can you? (That's a sign you should come back as soon as possible.)
9:00 PM: Go back to your room and enjoy the last moments.
10:00 PM: Pass out from exhaustion. Wake up in an hour, and think "I need more pad thai."
Next Day: Flight Home This is going to be tough, leaving. It's been so incredible.
So, what *is* this all about anyway? Seems kinda vague...
Why the messy format? Is it artistic?
What are you *really* trying to do here? Hidden agenda?
Okay, fine. But what *topics* will you even be covering? Is there a theme?
You mentioned relationships. Any particularly awful, or wonderful, stories?
What about your *favorite* things? The good bits!
On a more serious note, what's the *hardest* thing you've ever gone through?
What's the biggest lesson you've learned from *all of this*?
