Detroit's Hidden Gem: Staybridge Suites Southgate - Unbelievable Luxury Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re about to dive into a hotel review that’s less "rigid travel guide" and more "unfiltered brain dump after a week of lounging." (Which, let's be honest, is way more useful.) I'll try to keep it… well, mostly organized. Metadata and SEO, you say? Okay, fine, I'll sprinkle those puppies in like salt on a particularly salty margarita.
The Hotel: Let's call it "The Grand Whatchamacallit" (because who remembers hotel names?)
SEO Keyword Frenzy (because the internet demands it): Luxury Hotel Review, Accessible Hotel, Spa Hotel, Family-Friendly Hotel, Hotel with Pool, Free Wi-Fi, Restaurant Review, Hotel Amenities, Wheelchair Accessible Hotel, Hotel with Fitness Center, Best Hotels, [City Name] Hotels, Family Hotels, Romantic Getaway, Spa Experience. (Phew!)
Accessibility - The Real Deal or Just a Checklist?
Alright, so accessibility. HUGE for me because… well, let's just say I appreciate a hotel that actually considers people who maneuver differently than I do. The Grand Whatchamacallit claims to be accessible. And… well, it's a mixed bag, just like life.
Wheelchair Accessible: They say they have wheelchair-accessible rooms. I peeked in one - and it looked the part, sure, but the hallways sometimes felt a bit… close. Like, "hold your breath" close if you're in a chair. And the elevator? Let's just say I saw a few frustrated faces waiting a bit longer than they'd hoped. (SEO: Wheelchair Access, Accessible Rooms)
Facilities for Disabled Guests: Again, on paper, they have it all. But actually navigating it? Kinda clunky. Some doors felt a little heavy, and I definitely saw some folks struggling with the ramps. It's like they tried, but the execution wasn't quite… empathetic? (SEO: Disability Access, Hotel Accessibility)
Elevator: Yes, they have one. Thank goodness. But it got a bit overwhelmed at prime times. Patience, oh ye travelers! (and me)
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Not a huge fan of how this worked, it's like walking around a maze that wasn't made for walking around.
Connectivity - The Sweet, Sweet Internet
Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! YES! Praise be! Because, let's face it, I need my Insta fix, and not having to pay extra for internet access is a huge win. Seriously, the Wi-Fi was actually pretty decent. No buffering nightmares, which, for me, is a miracle. (SEO: Free Wi-Fi Hotel, Internet Access, Wi-Fi)
Internet [LAN]: There was a LAN connection, which felt a bit old-school, but hey, for those who, for some reason, prefer hard-wired internet, it was there.
Internet Services: Standard stuff. Nothing to write home about.
Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Yep, it worked. Though sometimes it seemed to have a mind of its own, but it kept me happy enough.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - Spa Day Dreams and Reality Checks
Oh, the spa. Where dreams go to… get slightly smudged by reality.
Spa: The Grand Whatchamacallit’s spa is… impressive. It looked like a palace. All marble and hushed tones. The front desk staff seem to know their stuff, but… (there’s always a but, isn't there?)
Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: Okay, the sauna and steamroom were divine. Seriously, I could have stayed in the sauna for, like, ever. Pure relaxation. My skin never felt so good. (SEO: Spa Experience, Sauna, Steam Room)
Massage: I booked a massage, and it was… fine. Don't get me wrong, the therapist was lovely, but the massage itself was a bit… meh. Like, the kind of massage where you’re just lying there quietly wondering if the therapist really knows where your knots are. (Spoiler: she didn’t. Or maybe I need more knots. Either way…) (SEO: Massage, Spa Treatments)
Pool with View: The infinity pool! Oh, the infinity pool! Totally Instagrammable. The view was breathtaking. The water was a perfect temperature. It was heaven on earth… until the hordes of people arrived. Then it became a bit of a scramble for a sunbed (and a decent view). (SEO: Pool with a View, Hotel Pool)
Swimming Pool [outdoor]: The outdoor pool was, yes, a swimming pool. It was there.
Fitness Center: The gym was pretty well-equipped. All the standard machines, plus some free weights. Fairly clean, too, which is a plus.
Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath: I didn't partake in those, I'm more of a "staring at the ceiling in the sauna" type of spa-goer.
Cleanliness and Safety - The Pandemic Edition
Let's be real, we all want to know if the place is clean. And safe. Especially these days.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: They tried. They really, REALLY tried. Sanitizer everywhere. Staff in masks and shields. But sometimes… you could still feel a slight residue of… general hotel-ness. The cleaning seemed thorough, but, as I say, it didn't always feel that way. But I did feel safe enough. (SEO: COVID-19 Safety, Hotel Hygiene, Clean Hotel)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - My Stomach’s Story
Here's the truth: I love to eat. And I’m a sucker for a good hotel breakfast.
Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet was… prolific. So much food. Seriously, a mountain of food. Croissants, fruit, eggs (cooked in every conceivable way), bacon, pancakes… you name it, they had it. The only problem? It was overwhelming. And sometimes, the food wasn’t quite as fresh as it should have been. (SEO: Hotel Breakfast, Buffet Breakfast)
A la carte in restaurant: The restaurant was pretty good. I had a killer pasta dish one night. But it was also pricey, which is kinda expected in a fancy hotel.
Restaurants, Poolside bar, Snack bar: Lots of dining options, which is a good thing. The poolside bar was great for a quick cocktail. The snack bar was perfect for a quick, cheap eats.
Room service [24-hour]: YES! Thank you, hotel gods! Nothing beats the convenience of room service at 3 am when you're battling jet lag.
Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: They had it all, they even had some local dishes which was pretty cool.
Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: Great!
Happy hour: Gotta love a good happy hour.
Bar: Decent bar, the cocktails were a bit… basic, but the atmosphere was nice.
Services and Conveniences - Little Things That Make a Difference
Concierge: The concierge was awesome. Super helpful, and always had great recommendations.
Daily housekeeping: Great daily housekeeping!
Doorman: The doorman was very friendly!
Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes: Standard stuff.
Facilities for disabled guests: It was there.
Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Seminars: They had everything you'd need.
Air conditioning in public area: Yes!
For the Kids
- Family/child friendly, Babysitting service, Kids meal, Kids facilities: Looked like a great place to bring kids. I saw a lot of families.
Rooms! - The Heart of the Matter
This is where it gets interesting, folks.
Available in all rooms: See below.
Air conditioning: Oh, sweet, sweet AC. Yes, it worked. Thank goodness, because it was HOT outside.
Alarm clock: Fine.
Bathrobes, Slippers: YES! I lived in them.
Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea: A must.
Desk, Laptop workspace: I managed to get some work done at my desk.
Extra long bed: Glorious
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get a real itinerary. No glossy brochure promises here. This is the Staybridge Suites Southgate Detroit Area by IHG, and I'm about to tell you exactly how I experienced it, warts and all. Prepare for potential train wrecks and triumphs, because frankly, that's life, isn't it?
The Great Southgate Caper: A Totally Unrealistic (But True!) Staybridge Adventure
Day 1: Arrival & The Quest for Legit Coffee
- 3:00 PM: Arrived at the hotel. Okay, first impressions. It looks… like a Staybridge Suites. You know. Clean, basic, expected. My first thought? "Where's the coffee, and is it going to be that watery, sad excuse for caffeine that hotel lobbies are famous for?" (Spoiler alert…it was. More on that later. I spent an embarrassing amount of time circling the lobby like a vulture, hoping for a magically replenished pot of something remotely drinkable. The struggle is real, people).
- 3:30 PM: Unpacking. The joy! (Said with all the sarcasm I can muster). I swear, every time I open my suitcase, it's like a chaotic explosion of neatly folded clothes that are instantly transformed into a rumpled mess. Found my "comfy pants" – essential travel gear.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Coffee Hunt. This is where things get, shall we say, intense. I'm a caffeine fiend, and the hotel's brew was… well, let's just say it wouldn't win any awards. So, the quest began. I checked the hotel's "on site" shop and got some of the "k cup" pods. It was… palatable to say the least.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: settling! Finally, I set up my space and started on my computer.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner plan. After all that hustling and bustle it was time to eat. I decided to order dinner in.
Day 2: Detroit Dreams (and Suburban Realities)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Sigh. The bed was comfy, I'll give it that. Though, I was a little bothered by the creaking of the bed every time I moved. At least the lack of decent coffee made me cut out an extra hour of sleep, in the long run.
- 8:00 AM: Morning routine.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Let's be honest, free breakfast is always a gamble. This one was… fine. Waffles that weren't quite cooked through, rubbery eggs, and those weird little cardboard-like sausages. The coffee was (predictably) still bad.
- 10:00 AM: Headed out to see the Detroit River. I'm a sucker for waterfront views. The riverwalk was actually pretty nice, especially the wind was beautiful.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. I stopped at a little cafe I found on Google Maps and had a pretty average sandwich and a decent iced tea. Nothing to rave about, but it hit the spot.
- 2:00 PM: Head back to the hotel. Back to work.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Decided to order food in.
Day 3: Work, Relaxation, and (Maybe) a Breakdown
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Okay, I am REALLY starting to feel the lack of decent coffee. My brain's basically running on fumes.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. The waffle batter seems to have been updated!
- 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM: Work, work, work.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. I was not in the mood for another takeout, so I decided to make something at the hotel. I went to the store and got some ingredients.
- 7:00 PM-8:00 PM: I spent about an hour at the pool. It was relaxing.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime.
Day 4: Departure and The Coffee Epiphany (Maybe, Just Maybe)
- 7:00 AM: Last day. I have to check out today.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. The coffee's still terrible. Oh, the humanity!
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Packing, saying goodbye.
- 10:00 AM: Departure. Sigh. Another trip done. I felt the need to just chill for a while.
Final Thoughts (and Bitter Coffee Musings):
Staybridge Suites Southgate? It's a perfectly serviceable hotel. It's clean, it's got your basic amenities. But the coffee…oh, the coffee. It's a travel tragedy. If you, like me, require caffeine to function, I suggest bringing your own brewing contraption. And the rest? It's fine. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the imperfections, and find the humor in the mundane. That's what travel's all about, right? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a decent cup of coffee. Wish me luck!
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