Escape to Paradise: Pretoria's Spacube Luxury Suites & Spa Awaits!
Escape to Paradise? My Take on Pretoria's Spacube Luxury Suites & Spa…Buckle Up!
Alright, strap yourselves in, folks, because this isn't your typical cookie-cutter hotel review. We're diving headfirst into the Spacube Luxury Suites & Spa in Pretoria, a place that promises an "escape to paradise." Did it deliver? Well, let's just say my expectations, like my blood sugar after that buffet, were…high.
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- Meta Description: A brutally honest review of Spacube Luxury Suites & Spa in Pretoria! Discover if it's truly paradise or a pricey letdown. From accessibility and spa bliss to food and service, I spill the tea (and maybe some wine). Find out if this Pretoria staycation is worth your Rands (and your sanity).
The Arrival & The "Accessibility As An Afterthought" Vibe
Okay, first impressions. The entrance…it's sleek, modern, and… well, I’m not a wheelchair user, but I noticed the ramps. Sort of. They were there but felt a little…tacked on. You know, like someone realized accessibility was a thing after the main design was done. That little detail kind of set the tone, a bit of a "we'll get to it eventually" kind of vibe. I mean it is listed as "Accessibility" in the description on the web, even if I felt as though a more conscious approach would have benefitted the overall design and appeal.
Getting Around & Parking: Blessedly Easy
Once inside, the elevator was a lifesaver. And the free parking? Glorious. Finding a spot was a breeze, which is a huge win in Pretoria. They even have a car charging station! So, points for forward-thinking. Valet parking available, but honestly, I'm a self-park kind of gal. Less fuss.
Rooms: The Good, The Okay, & The "Where's My Remote?"
My suite? Lovely, spacious, and with a killer view. Seriously, the view was probably the highlight. The bed? Huge, comfy, the kind you could easily get lost in – which, let's be honest, is a definite plus. They had all the usual suspects: air conditioning (thank heavens!), a mini-bar, a safe box (because, you know, paranoia), a coffee/tea maker.
The bad? The remote control for the TV was a quest. I swear I spent a good ten minutes squinting, trying to figure it out. Maybe I'm just technologically challenged, but it felt needlessly complicated. Also, a few minor things were…slightly off. Like the bathroom phone, which looked like it belonged in a museum. And the lighting? Not quite spa-like, if you know what I mean. More like "bright interrogation room," which, again, not conducive to relaxation.
Internet, Internet, and more Internet!
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Tick! And it worked. Thank the gods. The internet situation at some hotels makes me want to scream. Also internet access [LAN]. This is great if you are so inclined. You’re covered.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: The Buffet…Oh, the Buffet!
Okay, the breakfast buffet. Let's talk. They offered a massive Asian breakfast. Buffet? Yes. Was I impressed? Mixed feelings. The setup was impressive, a true spread of almost everything, including the more familiar international cuisine. But the food? Some things were delicious, I admit. Others… well, it felt like they were trying too hard. A little bland and impersonal.
The coffee shop was nice for a quick caffeine fix. And the poolside bar? A definite must-visit. Sipping a cocktail while looking at the pool? Pure bliss.
The Spa (My Happy Place?)
Alright, let's get to the real reason I was here: the spa. And, oh boy, did the Spacube's spa deliver? ABSOLUTELY. It was a haven! The sauna, the stream room…just pure bliss. The pool with a view? Perfection. I opted for a massage. Oh my gawd, I nearly fell asleep with my face in the little face hole. The masseuse was heavenly. They offer a range of treatments: Body scrub? Body wrap? You name it, probably they do it.
Relaxation & Things to Do: A Mixed Bag
Besides the spa, there's plenty of ways to relax (or not). The fitness centre looks well-equipped, though I didn't feel the urge to break a sweat. They have a pool, a garden. Honestly, I spent most of my time chilling in my room or at the spa.
Cleanliness & Safety: A Sigh of Relief
This is where Spacube really shines. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Check. Staff trained in safety protocol? Check. I felt safe, and that's a huge relief these days. They offer room sanitization opt-out.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things
Daily housekeeping? Thank you, sweetie. They also go the extra mile with a concierge, laundry service, and all the stuff you'd expect from a luxury hotel. The gift shop was cute, but I didn't buy anything.
For the Kids?
Babysitting service available. Family/child-friendly. Kids facility. Kids meal.
The Verdict: Paradise…ish!
So, is Spacube Luxury Suites & Spa a true escape to paradise? Well, it's definitely a solid choice. The spa is outstanding; the rooms are lovely. The food could improve, and the accessibility could be more thoughtful, but overall, I'd say it's worth a visit. Just manage your expectations accordingly, and maybe bring your own remote control (kidding…mostly).
Would I go back?
Yeah, I probably would. Especially for that spa. But next time, I'm definitely skipping the buffet. And maybe packing a pillow. And a better TV remote.
Escape to Paradise: Traverse City's Heaven-Sent B&B Awaits
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a luxurious, messy, and probably slightly sunburnt Pretoria adventure at Spacube Luxury Suites and Spa. This isn't your pristine brochure itinerary; this is the REAL DEAL. Expect typos, moments of existential dread, and the honest truth about how many pastries I actually inhaled.
Spacube Shenanigans: A Pretoria Pilgrimage (with a hefty dose of chaos)
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and a Near-Disaster with the Jacuzzi
10:00 AM (ish) – JHB Arrival & Initial Panic: Landed at OR Tambo. Apparently, I packed all the wrong things. My "stylish travel outfit" (read: flowy linen pants and a crop top) is getting me judging looks from everyone wearing sensible hiking gear. Already regretting not bringing that extra pair of comfy shoes. Sigh. The transfer service from the airport was wonderfully polite, however… I think I'm going to need to learn Afrikaans.
11:30 AM – Check-In & The "Suite" Revelation: Holy. Moly. Spacube. Okay, this is… opulent. Like, "I feel like I should be escorted by a small, well-trained dog" opulent. My suite is bigger than my apartment, and the bathroom could probably house a small family. The staff is ridiculously attentive – they called to make sure I was comfortable three times before I'd even unpacked a single sock. Feeling both pampered and utterly inadequate, simultaneously.
1:00 PM – Lunchtime Drama (and the first pastry sighting): The in-suite lunch menu is tempting. I ordered a salad (trying to be virtuous) and then caved and got a croissant. Okay, maybe two. One of them was incredibly delicious, I ate that one first. I'm pretty sure there was a tiny drop of melted chocolate on my chin. Judging myself. Still eating the second croissant though.
3:00 PM – Jacuzzi Apocalypse: "Relaxing" in the jacuzzi was the plan. Keyword: WAS. I got the water temperature wrong, it burned my feet and I almost fell in! I'm pretty sure I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. Thankfully, I righted myself and didn't get seriously injured. After all that, I think I preferred my shower.
6:00 PM – Sundowners & Existential Dread in the Balcony: The sun is setting over Pretoria. The view is stunning. I'm sipping a G&T, contemplating my life choices, and wondering if I should have brought something to keep me entertained. I feel strangely disconnected. Maybe the altitude? Maybe just life?
8:00 PM – Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant & the Rattling Experience: Dinner was an experience; not just a meal. They had a live band. I do not understand how they expected me to sit here in peace. The food also had some rattling flavors. Like, I literally forgot my favorite dish. I've found I am not the best cook.
Day 2: Culture Shock (in a good way, mostly) & Pastry Overload
8:00 AM – Breakfast of Champions (and regret): The breakfast buffet… oh, the breakfast buffet. Waffles, fruit, endless coffee. I've already hit all the major food groups before 9 AM. I'm not sure I can see the sun again. Must. Resist. A third. Waffle.
9:30 AM – Exploring the City – The Pretoriuskroon Experience: Deciding to be culturally enriched, I set off to explore the city. Driving around the streets was amazing! Not only that, but I quickly realized I had to park on the side of the roads as there was no parking lots. That's when I found the Pretoriuskroon Monument, an amazing place filled with history and architecture. It was an amazing experience!
12:30 PM – Lunchtime Dilemma: Where, oh WHERE, shall I eat? I can either head back to the hotel for a convenient plate of food, or I can step outside and find my own plate. Which will it be? Do I even care?
2:00 PM – Spa Day (Take Two) and a Moment of Zen: Okay, I need to redeem myself after yesterday's jacuzzi debacle. This time, I'm going for a full body massage, and I have to say, it was heaven. I nearly fell asleep (in a good way). I actually think I achieved a fleeting moment of inner peace.
4:00 PM – Tea Time & Pastry Pursuit: I'm back in the suite. And, I am going to be perfectly honest, I went to the pastry shop right outside. It's only a 5 minute walk! I'm currently on my 3rd pastry of the day, and I'm starting to feel a little bit ill. Worth it. Definitely worth it.
7:00 PM – Dinner with a View: Some of the most amazing food I have ever had! I love dining with a view of the city.
10:00 PM: More drinks, relaxing, and planning for the next day's adventure.
Day 3: Departure, Reflections (and the lingering smell of pastries)
8:00 AM – Another Breakfast Buffet: The pastries are calling. Resist, resist… oh screw it.
9:30 AM – Packing & Unpacking My Thoughts: Time to pack. I'm leaving a little bit of my soul behind in that jacuzzi. And probably a few crumbs.
11:00 AM – Last-Minute Spa Moment: One last massage? Why not? I’m going to miss this way of life.
12:30 PM – Checkout & Farewells: Dramatic goodbyes to the staff who’ve been tolerating my chaos perfectly.
1:00 PM – Airport Transfer & the Long Flight Home: Heading back to reality. I come back with a great deal of memories!
Final Thoughts:
Spacube Luxury Suites: It's luxurious. It's opulent. It's a little bit too fancy for me, but damn, was it an experience. I'm already planning my return trip… and this time, I'm bringing more elastic-waisted pants. Also, send coffee. And maybe a therapist. And definitely more pastries.
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So, Spacube Luxury Suites & Spa… Is it REALLY as fancy as it sounds? Like, actually?
Spacube sounds cool, but what's the *actual* address? I'm useless with directions.
The suites – are they ACTUALLY worth the price tag?
What's the best type of suite to book? I want the "wow" factor!
Tell me about the spa! Worth it or just a glorified massage?
Can you get spa treatments even if you aren't staying at the hotel?
What's the food situation like? Any good restaurants nearby, or is it all room service?
Is there a bar? Because I'm *always* in the mood for a cocktail.
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