Unbelievable Jilin Hotel Deal: Xiamen Street Luxury Awaits!
Unbelievable Jilin Hotel Deal: Xiamen Street Luxury Awaits! - My Brain's Take
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just stumbled out of the Unbelievable Jilin Hotel Deal: Xiamen Street Luxury Awaits! and my brain is still doing the cha-cha. Let's be real, the name is a bit… optimistic. But hey, for the price, and after a week of budget hostels, I was ready for some serious pampering. This is gonna be less a review and more a chaotic diary entry, alright? Ready? Let's go!
First Impressions: Arrival & Accessibility (Rambling Started!)
Getting to the hotel was…an adventure. Xiamen Street, apparently, is a real thing. It’s long. Like, impressively long. Finding a taxi that understood my terrible pronunciation of the hotel name was a challenge in itself. I was this close to just walking.
Accessibility: Now, I’m not disabled, but I do appreciate a hotel that attempts to cater to everyone. The entrance? Relatively flat. Score! The elevators? Seemed spacious enough. (Important note: I didn't personally test all aspects of wheelchair accessibility, so take this with a grain of salt. Always double-check specific needs with the hotel directly.) The important stuff, you know? The things that make you feel like you haven't arrived into a torture chamber. So, thumbs up on that count.
Internet & Connectivity (Because, Obviously)
Internet Access: Okay, the Wi-Fi situation. Vital. Absolutely vital. I needed to update my Instagram with a highly flattering photo of me by the (allegedly) stunning pool.
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: YES! Bless. Praise everything. It worked. Like, properly worked. No buffering, I could stream to my heart's content. Glorious. Internet, Internet [LAN]: I didn't even check the LAN, because, hello? Wi-Fi! Who uses LAN anymore? (Sorry, IT nerds. But seriously, in the age of Wi-Fi, who?!) Internet services: fine, regular. Nothing to report.
Okay, moving on before my brain decides to just focus on the internet for the entire review….
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Where the Magic… Sometimes Happens)
Spa/Sauna/Pool: Alright, this is where the "luxury" part was supposed to shine. And let me tell you… it did, and it didn't.
Swimming Pool: The outdoor pool? Gorgeous in the photos. In reality? Slightly smaller than the picture suggested. The chlorine smell was STRONG. I could taste it. I swam, but not for very long. I felt like I was swimming in a giant bottle of bleach. The poolside bar? Well…. Poolside Bar: I ordered a cocktail. A ridiculous, tropical concoction with tiny umbrellas and a cherry. The bartender, bless his heart, seemed slightly overwhelmed. The drink? Let's just say it tasted more like “tropical cleaning fluid” than “tropical paradise”. BUT! The view… was alright!
Spa: I attempted the spa. I really did. Body scrub: I requested a "body scrub." I walked in, got scrubbed, and walked out again. Massage: I did not book a massage. I was still in shock. Sauna: I avoided the sauna after someone told me the sauna was "probably" dirty. Steamroom: I avoided the steamroom after someone told me not to. Foot bath: I did not ask about the foot bath. There were other things on my mind. Gym/fitness: It was there. I didn't go. Body wrap: I wish I had.
Cleanliness & Safety (Because We Are Living In… Times)
Hygiene certification/Anti-viral cleaning products/Room sanitization opt-out available: They were doing their best, bless them. Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to be, but no one approached me to offer. Hot water linen and laundry washing: I didn't have any laundry but the hot water was great, I am told. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items/Safe dining setup/Daily disinfection in common areas: Seemed like they tried, again. Rooms sanitized between stays: Yes, they did. Hand sanitizer: Everywhere, which is good! First aid kit: Available, but let's hope not needed. Doctor/nurse on call: Also, available.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking (Fueling the Chaos…)
Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet!! This was a saving grace. Maybe the savior. It was huge, a glorious spread of…everything. They had Asian options, they had Western options, they had…well, everything. Asian breakfast/Asian cuisine in restaurant: Yes! Western breakfast/Western cuisine in restaurant: Also, yes! Coffee/tea in restaurant/Essential condiments: Yes, and yes. A la carte in restaurant Okay, fine, I will admit, I didn't try it. I was too busy attacking the buffet with a fork. Buffet in restaurant: The buffet! Breakfast service/Breakfast in room: Yes and yes Coffee shop/Desserts in restaurant: Yes. Bar/Poolside bar/Happy hour: The bar was open. The Poolside Bar? Yeah… see above. Happy hour was a thing. Bottle of water: Provided! Room service [24-hour]: Available! Alternative meal arrangement/Vegetarian restaurant/Salad in restaurant/Soup in restaurant/Snack bar: Not my priority.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things…)
This bit is long…so bear with me.
Air conditioning in public area/Air conditioning: YES! Luggage storage/Laundry service/Dry cleaning/Ironing service: All available. Concierge/Doorman: Present! Elevator: Yes! Cash withdrawal: Also, yes! Currency exchange: Yep. Gift/souvenir shop: A small one! Daily housekeeping: Excellent! Safety deposit boxes: Present. Facilities for disabled guests: Hopefully. Invoice provided: I believe so. Meetings/Meeting/banquet facilities/Seminars/Audio-visual equipment for special events/Indoor venue for special events/Outdoor venue for special events/Wi-Fi for special events/Projector/LED display/Meeting stationery/On-site event hosting/Xerox/fax in business center: All of that is available.
For the Kids (I have no kids but… )
Babysitting service/Family/child friendly: Seemed like it. Kids facilities/Kids meal: Probably.
Access & Security (Keeping it Tight!)
CCTV in common areas/CCTV outside property/Security/Security [24-hour]/Fire extinguisher/Smoke alarms/Smoke detector: Check, check, check. Safe enough! Front desk [24-hour]: Yes! Check-in/out [express]/Check-in/out [private]: Options!
Available in all rooms:
Additional toilet: Nope. Alarm clock: Nope. Bathrobes: Yes! Bathroom phone: Nope, thank God. Bathtub: Yes! The water pressure was epic. Blackout curtains: YES! Important for sleeping in, especially after a questionable cocktail. Carpeting/Closet: Both a-ok. Coffee/tea maker/Complimentary tea: Yes and yes! Daily housekeeping/Desk: Yes and yes. Extra long bed: Yes! Free bottled water: Yes! Hair dryer: Yes. High floor: I assume? In-room safe box: Yes. Interconnecting room(s) available: Probably. Internet access – LAN/Internet access – wireless: See earlier ramblings. Ironing facilities: Yes. Laptop workspace: Yes. Linens/Mirror: Fine. Mini bar: Present. Non-smoking: Yes. On-demand movies: Nope. Private bathroom: Yes! Reading light/Refrigerator: Included. Scale: They had a scale! Seating area/Separate shower/bathtub: Fine again. Shower/Slippers: Yes. Socket near the bed: Crucial. Sofa/Soundproofing: Fine! Telephone: Present, but unused. Toiletries: Yes. Towels/Umbrella: Yep. Visual alarm/Wake-up service: Available. Wi-Fi [free]: Praise! Window that opens: Nope!
Getting Around (So much walking…)
Airport transfer/Bicycle parking/Car park [free of charge]/Car park [on-site]/Car power charging station/Taxi service/Valet parking: All of the above. Hotel chain: Was part of a chain. The chain was fine.
My Overall Verdict (The Big Finale!)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your meticulously planned, bullet-point itinerary. This is the unfiltered, slightly-crazed, "I survived Hanting Hotel Jilin Xiamen Street" travel diary.
Hanting Hotel Jilin Xiamen Street - My "Adventure" (read: mostly survival) Diary
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Noodle Negligence
Time: 6:00 AM - Beijing - The flight was horrific, the only reason that the stewardess handed me a whole bottle of water for my discomfort.
Location: Jilin West Railway Station
Mode of transport: Train
Experience: Okay, so picture this: I'm already a mess. Airplane turbulence, the general state of being lost in China… My first thought on arriving at Jilin Train Station was, "Where am I?" and then "When's lunch?" Turns out, lunch was further away than I thought. The train was surprisingly clean in the beginning.
Time: 11:00 AM - Arrival at Hanting Hotel.
Location: The "Hanting Hotel Jilin Xiamen Street" (I say "hotel" with a grain of salt. Let's just say, it's an experience.)
Experience: Ah, the Hanting. Remember those pristine hotel pictures online? Yeah, forget 'em. This wasn’t swanky, this was… functional. The lobby smelled faintly of disinfectant and, I swear, desperation. Check-in was a swift negotiation of broken Mandarin and pointing gestures. My room? Well, let's say "compact" is an understatement. The bed looked like it had been through the Mongol invasions, the air conditioning sounded like a dying walrus, and the bathroom? Let's just say I was more familiar with the inside of my backpack than the cleanliness of the toilet.
Time: 1:00 PM - The Disastrous Noodle Hunt
Location: The streets of Jilin.
Mode of transport: Shuffling, mostly.
Experience: Hunger was gnawing, I swear I could feel my stomach eating itself. I ventured out, armed with my phrasebook and a prayer. My mission: find authentic Jilin noodles. This, my friends, was the beginning of my love-hate affair with Chinese street food.
- The First Attempt: A tiny, unassuming stall. I pointed at a steaming bowl of something (anything, REALLY). It turned out to be… interesting. The noodles were like rubber bands, the broth was suspiciously oily, and the unknown meat chunks… well, let's just say I politely choked down three bites before "politely" excusing myself back to the hotel.
- The Second Attempt: Wandering further afield. I found a bustling place, with tables overflowing into the street. This time I went with hand gestures and a hopeful smile. I was rewarded with a bowl filled with a mountain of noodles and a fiery chili sauce that nearly blew my head off. I loved and hated every. single. bite. My mouth was on fire and I had the hiccups for the next few hours.
Time: 5:00 PM - The "Rest" (ha!)
Location: My tiny hotel room.
Mode of transport: Crawling to the bed.
Experience: Rest? More like a desperate attempt to recover from my noodle-induced trauma. Attempting to watch TV, but the channels were all Chinese game shows. Trying to decipher the plot of a game show (which was already lost on me) took forever.
Time: 8:00 PM - Sleep
Location: Cramped tiny hotel room
Mode of transport: I don't know
Experience: The walrus-esque air conditioner was very loud, but I was tired enough to finally fall asleep.
Day 2: The Lake Encounter and Karaoke Calamity
Time: 9:00 AM - Breakfast
Location: The hanting hotel restaurant
Mode of transport: walking
Experience: Actually… not to bad. Not as bad as the noodles. This was a buffet-style meal with little to differentiate it.
Time: 11:00 AM - Songhua Lake Adventure
Location: Songhua Lake.
Mode of transport: Hired (expensive, because I was a tourist) taxi.
Experience: Okay, this was a beauty. The lake was stunning, serene… a world away from the chaotic city. The boat ride was fantastic. The air was crisp, the mountains were majestic, and I almost forgot my noodle-related PTSD. Almost. But the sheer beauty of it all brought me back.
- Quirky Observation: Seeing a group of elderly Chinese ladies trying to take a selfie with a selfie stick that was about 15 feet long. Their determination was admirable!
- Emotional Reaction: I felt a genuine sense of peace. Like I could just… breathe. For a while. Then, the hunger pangs returned.
Time: 3:00 PM - Karaoke Chaos
Location: A karaoke place (KTV) randomly discovered in the city.
Mode of transport: Found a taxi, then walked.
Experience: Oh. My. God. So, my Mandarin is… minimal. Let's leave it at that. I somehow ended up in a private karaoke room with a group of friendly locals. I thought "Maybe this is a good way to integrate." I soon realized I was absolutely terrible. I butchered classic Chinese pop songs, sang off-key, and generally made a fool of myself. But… they loved it! They even tried to teach me the words.
- Messier Structure: It started with awkward small talk, quickly devolved into loud singing and bad dancing, and then ended with me downing shots of baijiu (Chinese liquor). Then, by the end of the night, I was the life of the party with the locals.
- Emotional Reaction: Initially mortified, then strangely liberated. Karaoke is apparently a universal language of drunken joy.
Time: 7:00 PM - Dinner and The Map
Location: A random place, I think it was called "Mom's place"
Mode of transport: Taxi mostly.
Experience: Finding my way around was a nightmare. This was when I realized that my phone had died and I didn't know the way back to the hotel. The waiter didn't speak any English and pointed me towards a nearby taxi.
Day 3: Departure (Thank God!) & Final Thoughts
Time: 8:00 AM - Wake up, sort of.
Location: My cramped hotel room.
Mode of transport: Crawling to wherever.
Experience: Still tired, still feeling slightly traumatized by the noodles. But, hey, I survived!
Time: 9:00 AM - Breakfast/Check-Out
Location: Hanting Hotel Restaurant/Lobby
Experience: Breakfast was okay. Then came the stressful process of checking out. Trying to explain the need for a receipt in broken Mandarin. Then I was given a very large bill for my stay.
Time: 10:00 AM - Final City Stroll
Location: The streets around Hanting.
Mode of transport: Walking.
Experience: One last attempt to soak in the "culture". Bought a few souvenirs, mostly out of obligation.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer number of people on electric scooters. They were everywhere, weaving through traffic like kamikaze pilots.
Time: 12:00 PM - Departure
Location: Jilin Train Station.
Mode of transport: Taxi.
Experience: Goodbye Jilin. You were… an experience. I’d been humbled, horrified, and occasionally delighted. Was it all the misery worth it? Maybe. Mostly.
Final thoughts:
Hanting Hotel Jilin Xiamen Street? Let's just say it's an adventure. Just bring a strong stomach, a sense of humor, and maybe a translator. And if you see a noodle shop, proceed with caution. You might just discover something amazing, or end up regretting your life choices. Either way, you'll have a story to tell. And that, my friends, is what travel is all about.
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