Milan's Hidden Gem: Goldenmile Luxury Awaits at Best Western Trezzano!
Milan's Hidden Gem: Goldenmile Luxury Awaits at Best Western Trezzano! - A Hot Take (and a Few Gripes)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just spent a long weekend at the Best Western Trezzano and I'm here to tell you everything. Forget those perfectly polished, generic reviews! This is the real deal, the gritty Milanese truth, sprinkled with my own brand of chaos. Consider this your unofficial, slightly-overwhelmed-after-too-much-aperitivo Best Western Trezzano survival guide.
First Impression: Accessibility & All That Jazz (Mostly Good, Thankfully)
Okay, let’s kick things off with what matters (to me, anyway, since I’m always thinking about accessibility). The Trezzano scores pretty well here. Wheelchair accessible areas were definitely a thing, which is a huge plus for anyone with mobility issues. They even had an elevator, which, let's be honest, is a lifesaver after a day of navigating Milan's chaotic streets. Access to the common areas seemed decent, which is always a bonus. Didn’t see any glaring issues, and I’m always looking for them!
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: I didn't explicitly check every single corner for this, but from what I saw, the main restaurant seemed accessible. It’s always a good idea to check specifics with the hotel beforehand, though, and I probably should have, now that I think about it. Ugh, planning.
The Safety Game: Cleanliness & Security - A Deep Dive (and a Slight Panic Attack)
Right, safety first (especially after a few too many Negronis, am I right?). This is where the Trezzano really tries to shine, and, for the most part, they succeed. Anti-viral cleaning products and professional-grade sanitizing services are all the rage these days, and they're clearly on board. They also had a bunch of safety measures in place, which while reassuring also made me feel like I was living in a slightly sterile hospital ward.
Rooms sanitized between stays? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? You betcha. Hand sanitizer strategically placed everywhere? Yep. They even offered room sanitization opt-out, but honestly, after seeing the effort they were putting in, I was more inclined to relax and trust them.
The staff trained in safety protocol seemed to be doing a good job, though I swear I saw one of the housekeeping staff secretly eyeing up a croissant from the breakfast buffet with a longing I completely understood! (More on breakfast later…)
Now, the security side. CCTV in common areas and outside the property gave me that all-important sense of security, which is always welcome in a new city. Security [24-hour] and a front desk [24-hour]? Fantastic! I felt safe knowing there was always someone to help out (even if it was just to direct me to the nearest espresso machine at 3 am after a particularly brutal session of shopping).
The Room: My Luxury Bubble (and Maybe a Few Complaints)
Okay, let’s talk about the actual room. My room was… well, let’s say it was trying to be luxurious. The blackout curtains were a GODSEND after those all-night parties. The air conditioning worked like a charm, because let’s be honest, summer in Milan is no joke. The free Wi-Fi [free] was a lifesaver (essential for all the Instagram stories I was posting, obviously) and the free bottled water was a nice touch.
But…(and there's always a "but," isn’t there?). Let's see. Yes, there was a seating area but the sofa was kinda worn. And the daily housekeeping did an amazing job, but I swear I kept finding tiny hairs in the bathroom that weren't mine! I wonder…
I appreciated the desk and laptop workspace, because, even on vacation, the emails never stop! The in-room safe box was also a nice touch for keeping my valuables safe. The bathtub? Lovely. I definitely took advantage of that after long journeys. And the slippers were a godsend.
There was an alarm clock, which was a good thing since I was trying to be on time for stuff. A hair dryer, which was essential. But the toiletries were a little… basic. I mean, come on, I expect luxury! You get what you pay for, I guess!
Dining: A Feast (and a Few Misses)
Food, glorious food! This is where things got a tad… complicated. The breakfast [buffet] was… okay. Not bad, not amazing. The Asian breakfast option was a nice surprise, though I wasn’t exactly sure the authenticity as I’m no expert! The breakfast in room option was tempting for my early mornings when I didn't want to get dressed, and I'd totally spring for that if I was a long-stay guest and not a chaotic short-term tourist.
The restaurants offered a range of culinary delights, but one particularly memorable meal was at the Vegetarian restaurant which was… well, let's just say I left slightly hangry. The A la carte in restaurant options had more hits than misses, but sometimes, the service could be a bit… slow. The Coffee/tea in restaurant and coffee shop were necessary for keeping me fueled, and the bar was a nice place to unwind after a hectic day. I am not sure I fully enjoyed the happy hour at the cocktail bar, but hey, I was happy to be there and I can never say no to a cocktail.
I did find that the desserts in restaurant were outstanding, which made up for some of the shortcomings elsewhere. The pool side bar was where I’d go to get a drink, and a snack if applicable. It was divine!!
Ways to Relax: Spa, Pool, and (Maybe) Find Your Inner Zen
Okay, let's get to the good stuff: ways to unwind. The swimming pool [outdoor] was a welcome escape from the Milan heat. The pool with a view was gorgeous.
The spa/sauna offered a chance to truly relax, which was incredibly appreciated after all the walking around, and the massage was an absolute dream. I’d recommend treating yourself to that one. I didn’t try the body scrub or body wrap, mostly because I was too busy eating gelato, but they sounded lovely. The fitness center, gym/fitness was well-equipped, although I admittedly only made it there once (after a particularly large pasta dinner… whoops!).
Services and Conveniences: The Practical Stuff (and a few niggles)
The Trezzano offers a whole host of services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area? Check. Concierge? Yes, and they were helpful, even if I kept asking the most ridiculous questions. Daily housekeeping? Excellent. Elevator? Essential. Laundry service? Convenient (especially after spilling a particularly sticky gelato down my favourite dress).
I used the currency exchange, which was super handy. The luggage storage was useful for storing my stuff. Car park [free of charge]? Always appreciated.
I was glad for the food delivery option one evening. I love that, I don't care what anyone says.
Things to Do: Beyond the Hotel Walls (or, Getting Out and About)
Okay, so the hotel is great, but what about the surrounding areas? Well, the Trezzano is great as a base. Just a note: Be mindful of the traffic when planning your commute. Using airport transfer service is probably a good idea. I didn’t try the bicycle parking but seemed like a fine idea. One thing I would recommend is getting a taxi service which I didn’t do, because in Milan it's worth it.
Overall Verdict: Worth It… with Caveats
Overall, the Best Western Trezzano is a solid choice for a stay in Milan. It's clean, safe, generally accessible, and offers a decent range of amenities. The staff are lovely, and the location is good.
But, and here’s the kicker: it's not perfect. The food could be better. The room touches could've been more luxurious.
My advice? Book it, but temper your expectations slightly. Don't be afraid to explore the city, treat yourself to a massage, and most importantly, eat LOTS of gelato. Happy travels!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is MY Best Western Goldenmile Milan Trezzano sul Naviglio Adventure, and it's gonna be a wild ride. Prepare for typos, tangents, and the occasional existential crisis. Let's go!
Day 1: Arrival and "Oh God, Where am I?"
- 14:00 - Touchdown in Milan-Malpensa (MXP): Okay, so first of all, the flight was a disaster. I’m not even kidding. The woman in front of me reclined her seat approximately two seconds after takeoff and basically gave me a full back massage with her headrest for the entire flight. I have neck pain for days. Anyways, took the dreaded Malpensa Express train to the city center (which felt longer than the flight itself). Lost directions to the hotel (classic), ended up wandering around some dodgy industrial estate before finally, FINALLY, spotting the Goldenmile. Relief washed over me in a tsunami.
- First Impressions: The lobby felt like something out of a slightly faded 80s film. The receptionist, bless her heart, was struggling with English, and my Italian is, let's just say, "developing." Check-in took approximately the length of a small war, complete with frantic hand gestures and a lot of "Prego?" and "Parla inglese?" from my side.
- Room Rundown: It's…a room. Clean-ish. The air conditioning sounds like a runaway jet engine, but hey, it's cold. My window looks out on other buildings, which is fine. I’m not here to gawk at things. I'm here for food. And gelato.
- 16:00 - Reconnaissance Mission & Panic Pasta: Needed to find food, desperately. Found a small trattoria about a five-minute walk away. Ordered pasta. Got pasta! Ate the pasta in record time. Felt a wave of peace. Realized I was still tired and jet-lagged and needed to sleep.
- 19:00 - Sleep, Glorious Sleep: Passed out face-first on the bed. Woke up and felt like I’d been hit by a bus. Italian time is brutal.
Day 2: Milan Mayhem (Sort Of)
- 08:00 - Breakfast Blunders…and Breads: Okay, the breakfast buffet. Let's just say, it could use some…oomph. The coffee was lukewarm, the croissants were on the stale side of things, and the eggs looked like something out of a horror film. Managed to choke down some bread & cheese (surprisingly decent) and grabbed a handful of fruit.
- 09:00 - Day Trip to Milan, Part 1: Attempted the train back to Milan. Got on the wrong train and ended up in the middle of nowhere. Eventually, made it to the Duomo (massive, breathtaking, and made my neck hurt from craning upward to see it). Wandered around some shops and the Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II (gawked, took some photos, and felt incredibly small).
- Anecdote: I almost got run over by a Vespa. Twice. If I'm being honest, the drivers in Milan seem to operate under the assumption that traffic laws are mere suggestions.
- 13:00 - Lunch and a Lost Wallet (oh dear): Found a tiny, bustling pizzeria. The pizza was amazing. Ate three slices. Left the restaurant…realized my wallet was GONE. The panic hit… I went back to look. Found the waiter. In frantic Italian (that turned out to be good enough) I described the wallet. He checked and found it! I tipped him handsomely. I ate all the celebratory pizza I could.
- 16:00 - Culture Shock and Street Art Survival: Visited a museum. Got bored. Went back to the hotel. Walked down the street. Saw some art. Had an ice cream (heaven, truly).
- 19:00 - Pizza and a little rant: Ate more pizza. Drank beer. Grumbled about traffic, tourists, and how my feet hurt. But hey, I was in Italy! It's hard to be miserable with amazing food. Then I went to sleep.
Day 3: Trezzano Troubles & Truths
- 09:00 - Breakfast Round Two (Attempting Optimism): Okay, let's try this again. Cautiously approached the lukewarm coffee. Ate more bread. Decided the eggs were best left alone. Maybe I'll be brave tomorrow. Ha!
- 10:00 - Exploring Trezzano sul Naviglio (Population: Me, for Now): Decided to actually explore the area around the hotel. Walked along the Naviglio Grande canal. Found this quaint local market. Felt like a proper local!
- Quirky Observation: Trezzano is charming in its own way. It’s not the glamorous, bustling Milan, but it has a real, lived-in feel. And the pace is slower, which, honestly, my frazzled nerves appreciated.
- 13:00 - Culinary Crisis Averted (Again!): Found a little restaurant with REAL Italian food. No tourists! The pasta was divine. The gnocchi was even better. I asked the Chef for the recipe. He laughed.
- 16:00 - Relaxation and Realization: Sat in the hotel room, read a book (thank God for Kindle!), and finally, actually, relaxed. And realized…Italy. It's everything. The chaos, the beauty, the food, the people…It’s all pretty amazing. Even the jet lag.
- 19:00 - The Ultimate Pizza Experience (Double Down!): Back to the first pizzeria. This time I ordered the same pizza - but requested they make it especially for me. I had to have that perfect pizza experience all over again, and I was getting closer to it this time. And yeah, it was even better this time around. I ate so much that I felt bloated. But I didn’t care. It was a pizza-induced bliss.
Day 4: Departure & Reflections (Maybe With Tears?)
- 08:00 - Breakfast Betrayal (Final Blow): One last attempt at the breakfast buffet. Still mediocre. I guess I'll be ordering a full English breakfast the minute I get back home to England.
- 10:00 - Last Minute Souvenir Panic & Goodbye: Scrambled to buy a souvenir. Said goodbye to the Goldenmile.
- 12:00 - The Journey Home (and a Final Thought): The flight back was…long. The woman didn’t recline her seat. I still hated it.
- Final Thoughts: Italy…you’re a mess. A beautiful, chaotic, pizza-filled mess. I loved every messy, imperfect moment. I'll be back.
- 17:00 - That's a wrap, until next time!
Milan's Hidden Gem: Goldenmile Luxury Awaits at Best Western Trezzano! - FAQ (With Extra Sass!)
Okay, seriously, is this "Goldenmile" thing for real? Sounds a bit much, doesn't it?
Alright, let's be real. "Goldenmile" might conjure images of champagne fountains and models in impossibly small dresses (and maybe a slightly judgmental eyebrow raise from me, if I'm being honest). Trezzano sul Naviglio, where this Best Western huddles, *isn't* *actually* the heart of Milan's ultra-luxe shopping district. You're not tripping over Versace stores. BUT! Here's the deal: it's REALLY close to the city. Like, a quick hop on the tram and you’re dodging scooters in the fashion district. So, "Goldenmile-adjacent"? Maybe. "Goldenmile-adjacent, with a touch of suburban calm and sanity"? Much more accurate. Trust me, after a day battling Milanese crowds, that suburban calm? PURE GOLD. I was there last year and was completely, utterly toast when I arrived. It was like... "Oh, a *garden*?! Thank you, God of Hotels."
What's the *actual* location like? Is it… boring?
Boring? Okay, that stings a little. Trezzano is definitely not a buzzing metropolis. It's... well, it's a charming little town! Think cobblestone streets, the scent of freshly baked bread wafting from artisan bakeries (seriously, the bread!), and friendly locals who probably won't understand your terrible Italian, but will smile at you anyway. Look, I'll admit, my first thought pulling up was, "Am I in the wrong place?" But then I saw the *gelateria* across the street. And the little *trattoria* with outdoor seating under vines. And suddenly, "boring" turned into "peaceful." Plus, the hotel itself is pretty decent. More on that in a bit. Don't expect nightlife; do expect a chance to breathe. I *needed* that breathe.
The hotel rooms. Spill the tea! Are they as luxurious as the brochure promises? Spill *all* the tea.
Luxury? Okay, simmer down, brochure writers. Let's manage expectations. The rooms are *nice*. Clean, well-decorated, and definitely a step above your average budget hotel. The beds are comfy (crucial!), the bathrooms are modern (good water pressure! Bless!), and yeah, they have those fancy Italian toiletries that smell amazing. But are they "Goldenmile" level luxury? Nah. Think more "comfortably elegant" than "crystal chandeliers everywhere." I remember I got a room with a balcony, and the view was... well, it was a view of some rooftops and a bit of garden. But I'd spent the day getting lost in the Duomo, so the simple sight of *anything* felt luxurious. Maybe it was the jet lag, but I swear that balcony was the most relaxing thing I'd encountered in days. I sat out there, ordered room service (again, not crazy expensive!), and just... exhaled. Best. Decision. Ever. Oh, and the Wi-Fi worked. A small miracle in Italy, let me tell you.
What about the breakfast? Because breakfast is SUPER important.
Oh, breakfast! My Achilles heel. The Best Western Trezzano breakfast... Honestly? It was *good*. Not legendary, but *good*. They had the standard continental fare – pastries, coffee, cold cuts, cheese, the usual suspects. But! They also had some seriously delicious *prosciutto* (which I, of course, devoured), and decent scrambled eggs. The coffee? Better than you get in a lot of "fancy" places, I can tell you. No, it wasn't the Michelin-star spread I secretly crave every morning, but it was plentiful, well-stocked, and a very decent way to fuel up before a day of Milanese adventures and all the carbs that inevitably entails. I even managed to avoid the dreaded "buffet rage" (you know, the one where you glare at the person hogging the croissants). A win for everyone!
The Staff: Are they actually helpful and friendly, or just pretending?
Okay. The staff. This is where the Best Western in Trezzano truly shines. I'm not kidding! They were *genuinely* helpful and friendly. I arrived a bit frazzled (long story, involved lost luggage and a very grumpy taxi driver), and the woman at the front desk, I think her name was Giulia (or something Italian-sounding – I’m terrible with names!), was incredibly patient and understanding. They spoke English (thank heavens!), helped me with directions, and even gave me recommendations for local restaurants (that *gelateria*, by the way, was their suggestion!). It felt like they actually cared that I was having a good time. Honestly, after the stress of the journey, it was a total lifesaver! They definitely weren't just going through the motions. One time, I clumsily spilled coffee all over the breakfast buffet, and they were mortified for *me*! They cleaned it up with no fuss, kept smiling, and generally just made me feel like a slightly less incompetent human being. Five stars for the staff, absolutely.
Getting around: Is it easy to get into Milan from the hotel?
Alright, the crucial question! Getting into Milan is ridiculously easy. There’s a tram stop right outside the hotel – this is important, remember this! I’m very directionally challenged. The tram takes you directly into the city center in, like, 20 minutes. Seriously! I am not exaggerating to give a dramatic effect, it actually does. It's a piece of cake! No stressful driving, no expensive taxis, just a smooth, pleasant ride. I took the tram every day during my stay. Once, I even managed to get on the wrong tram. (Don't judge...jet lag.) But even that turned out alright - it gave me a chance to chill for a bit. Okay, so the return trip might be a bit packed during rush hour, but honestly, consider it part of the authentic Milan experience! Plus, the trade-off – the peace and quiet of Trezzano versus the chaos of staying *in* Milan? A no-brainer.
Okay, be honest. What was the *worst* thing about staying there?
Ugh, okay. Fine. Let's get the nit-picking out of the way. The only real downside I experienced (and this is a minor quibble) was the lack of on-site restaurant for dinner. Although, to be fair, there’s tons of options nearby. And, honestly, after a day exploring Milan, I was usually happy to collapse in my room with some takeout and a trashy Italian rom-com on TV. So not a *huge* problem, I guess. But a little *poco* inconvenient. Just a smidge. Oh, andNomad Hotel Search
