Mirta V Apartment: Your Dream Jogja Getaway Awaits!
Mirta V Apartment: Your Dream Jogja Getaway… Maybe? (A Frankly Honest Review)
Okay, so, Mirta V Apartment. Jogja. Dream getaway… Let’s unpack this, shall we? Because the reality, folks, is rarely as idyllic as the website promises. I just spent a glorious – and sometimes baffling – week there, and I’m here to spill the tea. Buckle up, because this is gonna be a wild ride.
First Impressions & Getting There: The Accessibility Agony (And a Glimmer of Hope)
Right off the bat, accessibility is iffy. My leg is in a soft cast. The website claimed wheelchair accessibility, but let me tell you, negotiating some of those hallways was like trying to herd cats. Narrow, twisty, the odd little step… It wasn’t a disaster, mind you, but definitely not ideal. Getting the luggage from the car to the elevator felt like a mini-marathon. The saving grace? The staff. Honestly, they were angels. Constantly offering help, holding doors, even anticipating my need for a bit of extra space. So, while a solid thumbs-up for the staff, the physical accessibility rating gets a hesitant "could do better."
[Accessibility: Mixed bag. Staff A+, Physical Structure… Needs Improvement. ]
On-Site Eats & Drinks: From Buffet Bliss to… Well, Let’s Just Say Variety
The on-site dining situation? A mixed bag, to say the least.
- The Good Stuff: Breakfast! Oh, that Asian breakfast buffet was a revelation. Nasi goreng that made my taste buds sing, fresh fruit overflowing… bliss! The coffee shop was decent, too, a lifesaver for those early morning caffeine cravings. The staff's super-friendliness elevated the experience.
- The Not-So-Good: The "Happy Hour" was… underwhelming. Basically, discounted cocktails with more ice than booze. And the main restaurant, while offering a la carte options, felt a bit… sterile. The food itself was fine, but nothing to write home about. I did try the dessert – a chocolate something-or-other – It’s taste wasn’t the best, but the presentation was pretty, so there’s that. The poolside bar? Closed more often than it was open. Sadness.
- The Quirks: My inner child came out when I say the vegetarian options: One of the menu items turned out to be just salad and fries.
[Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Breakfast MVP, other meals… Meh. Poolside Bar Needs a Pulse! ]
Relaxation & Pampering (Or, My Attempt at Zen)
Okay, so, the spa. This was the highlight. I mean, a massage after a long day of exploring Borobudur? Yes, please! The masseuse was incredible – she worked out knots I didn't even know I had. The sauna and steam room were… well, they existed. I'm a sauna person, so I’m a sucker for those. The pool with a view was gorgeous. The view itself was lovely, especially at sunset. I didn’t use the foot bath or body wrap, but they were there!
[Ways to Relax: Spa is a Must-Do! Poolside Views = Worth the Price of Admission. ]
Cleanliness & Safety: COVID Concerns & My Slightly Paranoid Brain
Look, I’m still a little freaked out about COVID. So, I scrutinize cleanliness like a hawk. Mirta V gets a solid B+ here. They clearly put in effort – hand sanitizer everywhere, individually wrapped food options, staff in masks. Rooms were cleaned daily, and I felt relatively safe. I noticed "professional grade sanitizing services" and "rooms sanitized between stays" so you know they mean business. The biggest plus was the staff’s commitment to keeping things clean. They’re vigilant with their mask and hand sanitizer use. The only thing that ever threw me was the staff constantly moving things that were “safe”.
[Cleanliness & Safety: Above Average, but my anxiety might have me looking for more. ]
Rooms: Cozy, Comfortable… With a Few Surprises
My room was… cozy. I’m not a fan of carpeting but I found it very clean. The bed was huge and comfy, with a great big window that opened, and a blackout curtains, which was vital for the jet lag I still hadn't shaken! I appreciated the free Wi-Fi, and the air conditioning worked beautifully. The free bottled water was a nice touch. I was a little thrown off by the bathroom phone – who uses those anymore?! Also, the lighting was… intense. Really bright. I’d have loved a dimmer switch to create more of a relaxing ambiance. Also, The rooms feature a lot of features like a desk, a closet, and a mini bar, but the real MVP was the reading light.
[Available in all rooms: Cozy and comfortable, with a modern look and feel]
Services & Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Odd
- The Good: The daily housekeeping service was flawless. The staff were friendly and helpful. The internet access was good. The concierge was super-helpful.
- The Bad: The convenience store was overpriced. And the dry cleaning service took forever.
- The Odd: I saw a shrine in the common area. What?! Was it a sign? It definitely made me look twice.
[Services & Conveniences: Mostly solid, with a few head-scratching moments. ]
For the Kids: Babysitting Availability
I didn't have kids, sadly.
[For the kids: Babysitting service is available. ]
Getting Around: Airport Transfer and Free Parking!
The airport transfer was a lifesaver. Free parking was also a big plus. The taxi service was readily available.
[Getting around: Easy to get around]
In all, the Verdict?
Mirta V Apartment is a solid place to stay. It's a good hotel, but not a great one. The staff are wonderful, the spa is divine, and the breakfast is a highlight. The accessibility could be improved, and the food choices are a bit hit-or-miss.
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- Meta Title: Mirta V Apartment Review: Your Honest Guide to Jogja Getaway
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- Focus on Specific Aspects: I am talking about breakfast and the lack of a good happy hour.
Final Rating (My Very Subjective Opinion):
Overall: 7.5/10. Worth a stay, but go in with realistic expectations.
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The Mirta V Mayhem: A Jogja Jaunt (…or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bumpy Streets)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Breakfast Quest (AKA, Finding Coffee That Doesn't Taste Like Dirt)
- 8:00 AM (ish) – ARRIVAL! Okay, touchdown! Finally, freedom! Except, the airport transfer I'd booked was a no-show. Already, Jogja, you're testing me. Found a very enthusiastic taxi driver who smelled suspiciously of clove cigarettes. He kept telling me stories about "the true spirit of Jogja" which involved a lot of pointing and me nodding, because frankly, I was still trying to figure out which way was up.
- 9:30 AM - Mirta V Apartment Check-in (and the First Impression Mishap): Found the apartment! It's…quaint. "Cozy" is the word, but I'm pretty sure the "air conditioning" is a fancy fan that blows slightly lukewarm air. Also, the keycard reader seems to have a vendetta against me. After five humiliating attempts, I managed to wrangle my way in. Success! I think…
- 10:00 AM – The Great Breakfast Quest Begins: The world needs caffeine, and I need a proper breakfast. My inner beast is awake, and it is hangry. Let the hunt commence! (Also, where is the market?! I can't find a single supermarket!)
- 10:30 AM: Okay, disaster. That local coffee I got? Tasted like a swamp. On the plus side, I’m now caffeinated enough to consider wearing a purple speedo.
- 12:00 PM: Found a warung (small local eatery) that serves Nasi Goreng. This, my friends, is a game changer. The flavors! Spicy! Savory! Brilliant! Got a bit of an upset stomach, but WORTH IT.
- 1:00 PM: Back to the apartment to collapse in a post-lunch carbohydrate-induced stupor. This is a perfect life.
- 3:00 PM – Exploring the Surrounding Neighborhood (and Getting Utterly Lost): Armed with a map that may or may not be accurate, I decide to explore. This involves me stumbling around, admiring the vibrant street art, and asking for directions roughly every five minutes. Apparently, navigating is not my strong suit. I'm pretty sure I saw the same chicken vendor three times.
- 6:00 PM - Sunset at a rooftop café (Maybe). I swear there was a gorgeous rooftop restaurant, but after an hour of wandering, I'm starting to doubt reality.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner: Back to the warung that saved me, and another dose of Nasi Goreng. Still delicious, no regretti.
- 9:00 PM – Trying (and Failing) to Master the Art of the Mosquito Repellent: The mosquitoes here are relentless. I’m pretty sure they're plotting my demise. I now look like a speckled, itchy disaster. Time to surrender to the bloodsuckers and go to bed.
Day 2: Temples, Tuktuks, and Terrible Decisions.
- 7:00 AM: Woke up in a sweat, thanks to the air conditioning that’s clearly plotting revenge for being called "air conditioning." Ate a fruit (from the supermarket I finally found), the durian, it was stinky and disgusting, but a MUST experience.
- 7:30 AM – Borobudur Temple Pilgrimage (Before the Masses): I’m going to see Borobudur! I read online that it's best early in the morning to avoid the crowds and the searing heat. My taxi driver smells of clove cigarettes again. Apparently, he’s destined to be my chauffeur for this whole trip!
- 8:00 AM - The Temple. The Grandeur. The Emotional Punch to the Gut: The sun, the air, the carvings – it's overwhelming, in the best possible way. I almost cried. Okay, I did cry. It was overwhelmingly beautiful.
- 11:00 AM - Tuk-Tuk Adventure: After Borobudur, I've decided to embrace the chaos and hop in a tuk-tuk to explore some more of the city. This involves a lot of screaming, waving, and praying to whatever deity is in charge of keeping me safe on these roads.
- 12:00 PM – Prambanan Temple (Another dose of history) : This temple is magnificent. I’m completely overwhelmed – again!
- 2:00 PM - Lunch: Back to the warung (I am REALLY developing a relationship with this place)
- 3:00 PM – Exploring Malioboro Street (Shopping and the Seduction of Souvenirs): Malioboro Street is a sensory overload. Crowds? Check. Street vendors hawking everything from batik shirts to questionable "antiques?" Check. The smells of street food are intoxicating. I almost spent all my money on a carved wooden monkey wearing a tiny hat.
- 6:00 PM – The "Romantic" Dinner Mishap: I attempted to upscale my dining experience and ended up at a "fancy" restaurant recommended online. The service was slow, the food was mediocre, and the ambiance felt more like a dentist's waiting room than a romantic getaway. Another lesson learned: Stick to the warungs.
- 8:00 PM – Attempting to Learn a Few Batik Techniques…and Failing: I thought I'd try my hand at batik painting. Let's just say, I lack the artistic touch. My "masterpiece" looks like a Jackson Pollock painting got into a fight with a toddler armed with a crayon.
- 9:00 PM – Exhausted and defeated. Back to the apartment. Ready to embrace my fate and fall asleep.
Day 3: The Beach, The Food, and The Sad Goodbye.
- 7:00 AM – Breakfast. Coffee that doesn’t taste like dirt. Victory!
- 8:00 AM – A Day Trip to Parangtritis Beach: The beach is on the list. Sun, sand, waves!
- 9:00 AM - The beach! The waves! The sand! This is bliss
- 12:00 PM - The food! The food is good
- 4:00 PM – Relaxing Back to the apartment. And now, I am ready to sleep.
- 5:00 PM – Packing. Now, I regret everything and sad.
- 6:00 PM – Goodbyes. I now know the world better, and ready to welcome the fate that I will embrace in my life.
Epilogue:
Jogja, you chaotic, beautiful, delicious, mosquito-infested…mess. You were a rollercoaster of emotions, from the awe-inspiring temples to the questionable coffee, from the thrill of the tuk-tuks to the constant battle against the heat. I'm leaving with a slightly lighter wallet, a slightly heavier stomach, and a heart full of memories. The next time I visit, I will embrace the chaos.
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Mirta V Apartment: Your Dream Jogja Getaway - Question Time!
1. What's the deal with the location? Is it actually *close* to everything?
2. The pictures look *great*. Is it actually as nice as the photos?
3. Is the Wi-Fi reliable? Because, you know, *work*.
4. What about the neighborhood? Is it safe? Are there places to eat nearby?
5. Is it family-friendly? I have a toddler who loves to destroy everything.
6. Is there a pool? Because, pool!
7. Can I cook? Because I *love* cooking!
8. What about the Hosts? Are they helpful?
