Okinawa Paradise: Hotel Sha La La's Unforgettable Escape!
Okinawa Paradise: Hotel Sha La La's Unforgettable Escape! (A Chaotic, Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to drop some serious truth bombs about Hotel Sha La La in Okinawa. Forget those perfectly polished travel blogs, this is the real deal – a messy, honest, and hopefully, hilarious account of my recent stay. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, because let's be honest, perfection is boring.
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First Impressions (and a slight panic attack about the airport transfer)
Getting to Sha La La felt like a mini-adventure. They offered airport transfer (thank you, because I’d barely recovered from the 14-hour flight). Now, the service itself was fine – clean, polite driver. But let's just say there was a slight communication breakdown. My Japanese is… well, non-existent. Their English, though good, was just enough to make me feel like I was on the verge of accidentally ordering a deep-fried scorpion. Anyway, the car park [free of charge] was a huge plus, especially after those hefty flight tickets which makes me appreciate the Car park [on-site] even more.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Mostly Positive (Hallelujah!)
Now, this is crucial for me. I’m not a wheelchair user myself but I am reviewing this with accessibility in mind and I know how important it is. Hotels say they're accessible, but the reality is often… disappointing. Sha La La, thankfully, gets a good grade. Wheelchair accessible rooms are readily available, and the elevators are spacious and reliable. Check-in/out [express] was a breeze too. Really smooth with the elevator. The elevator's a real victory. The corridors were wide enough. They had facilities for disabled guests - not just a token room, but a real effort. I saw ramps everywhere, not just token ones. They had an Elevator! And it worked. It's the little things, you know?
However, there were a few hiccups. The Poolside bar wasn’t completely accessible (some steps, a bit awkward). And while I'm praising the Swimming pool, it could use a ramp, just in case. The Fitness center, however, wasn't a problem.
Rooms - A Sanctuary (Mostly)
Okay, the rooms. They were… nice. Clean, well-appointed, and thankfully, Non-smoking rooms, which is a huge win for this non-smoker. The Air conditioning worked like a dream, which is essential in Okinawa's humidity. The Blackout curtains were my best friend, especially after those late nights at the Bar. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (and the free Internet access – wireless as well!), and it was actually fast! The Complimentary tea at least. Free bottled water. The Extra long bed was super cool as well. The Wake-up service was a bit loud, but I guess that's preferable to missing breakfast. My room even had a window that opens, which I loved. And the Additional toilet was such a plus, since there's only one of me!
The Bathroom was decent. The Private bathroom with a Separate shower/bathtub. They provided Towels. The Hair dryer was pretty good. The bathrobes were comfy and definitely worth the effort of taking a bath.
The Safety/security feature was really good. The Smoke detector was there.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast (and a Few Food-Related Dilemmas)
This is where things get interesting. The Breakfast [buffet]? It was… an event. Let’s just say it was a buffet with a capital "B". The Asian breakfast was great, the Western breakfast less so. Imagine a buffet overflowing with every breakfast food imaginable – from sushi (odd choice) to sausages (questionable quality). The Coffee/tea in restaurant was weak. The Restaurants were, for the most part, great. They had International cuisine in restaurant. The A la carte in restaurant was amazing. The Vegetarian restaurant was awesome. I had a salad and soup everyday. The desserts were to die for.
Now, for some anecdotal gems. I did have an experience at the Poolside bar one afternoon where the bartender misunderstood my order and brought me a drink that tasted suspiciously like… fish. I discreetly pushed it away.
Anyway, the Room service [24-hour] was a godsend after those jet lag nights. The Snack bar was a quick way to get food. There were Restaurants everywhere you turned. The Coffee shop was good too.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Heaven (Mostly)
This is where Sha La La really shines. The Spa is incredible. Hands down, the highlight. The Sauna, Steamroom, and Foot bath were pure bliss. The Pool with view was breathtaking. I opted for a Body scrub and a Body wrap. Yes, I felt like an unpeeled peach at one point, but it was worth it! The Massage was divine. The Gym/fitness was good, too.
They also had a Terrace and some Shrine as well.
Cleanliness and Safety: Thumbs Up (Especially in These Times)
I was genuinely impressed with their efforts. Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and staff expertly trained in safety protocol – they took hygiene seriously. The Anti-viral cleaning products gave me peace of mind, and those rooms were definitely sanitized between stays. They had a Doctor/nurse on call if something bad happens, and a First aid kit.
Services and Conveniences: A Helping Hand
Sha La La had the usual suspects: Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Laundry service, Luggage storage, and Safety deposit boxes.
The Cash withdrawal was a useful help too..
They also offered Invoice provided. They provided Meeting/banquet facilities. They had Seminars and Meetings. They had Outdoor venue for special events.
For the Kids: Family Friendly Vibes
I didn't have kids with me, but Sha La La seemed very Family/child friendly. I saw other families with kids, and the staff were lovely. The Babysitting service was a plus.
Getting Around (and My Parking Misadventures)
I was a bit reliant on taxis, but they also had Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site] that was fairly busy. The Airport transfer was good.
The Verdict: Go, But Be Prepared for Quirks!
Overall, I'd highly recommend Hotel Sha La La. It’s not perfect – the breakfast buffet is a bit chaotic, and there are minor accessibility nuances. But the pros far outweigh the cons. The spa is worth the trip alone. It’s a beautiful location, with helpful staff, and a genuine effort to provide a relaxing and memorable experience. Just be prepared to embrace the quirks! And maybe pack some emergency snacks, just in case. Seriously, go! You won’t regret it.
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Okay, here we go. Buckle up, buttercups. This ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is… my itinerary. And it's going to be a wild ride at the Hotel Sha La La in Okinawa. Prepare for chaos, questionable decisions, and enough ramen to single-handedly keep a small village afloat.
Hotel Sha La La Okinawa: A Disaster in Paradise (Maybe?)
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and the Great Ramen Hunt
- 14:00: Land at Naha Airport. Ugh. The plane ride was longer than my last relationship. Okay, maybe that's a stretch. But still! My back feels like I was folded into a suitcase. Immigration was a blur of bewildered smiles (mostly mine) and frantic passport-checking (theirs). Found my way to the hotel shuttle…which, bless its little cotton socks, looked like it was driven by a retired hamster.
- 15:30: Check-in at Hotel Sha La La. The lobby? Surprisingly charming, a mishmash of island vibes and… what is that? A giant, plush seahorse? Okay, I’m here for it. The room? Decent. Clean enough. The key card, however, seems to be possessed by a gremlin. Keeps failing to work. I swear, I’ve spent more time swiping that plastic monstrosity than I have looking at the actual room.
- 16:00 - 17:00: Let's try the room key, again… finally got it to work!
- 17:00: The Great Ramen Hunt begins. Jet lag is kicking my butt. I need carbs. Specifically, I need a steaming bowl of ramen to revive my zombie soul. Wandered the local area around the hotel. Saw a shop with photos of what looked like some amazing ramen, however, I'm too tired to go, decided to skip it.
- 19:00: Ordered room service. The ONLY thing I could understand on the menu was "Fried Noodles" and "Beer". So, that's what I got. Not authentic. But it definitely hits the spot.
- 20:00: Collapse. Pure, blissful collapse. The Japanese version of "Netflix and Chill" now involves the faint scent of chlorine from an over-chlorinated hotel pool drifting through my open window. (I closed it, but the memory haunts me.). Zzzzzzz.
Day 2: Beach Blues & Okinawa City-bound
- 07:00: Wake up (ish). The sun is trying to murder my retinas. Coffee is an absolute necessity. Found the hotel's communal breakfast. It’s… an experience. A buffet brimming with things I can’t identify, and things I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t identify. The "tofu with mystery sauce" remains a mystery. I stick to toast and juice.
- 09:00: Attempt at beach time. Key word: attempt. The beach itself? Beautiful. Turquoise water, white sand, the whole shebang. My emotional state? A mess. I got sand everywhere. In my shoes, in my hair, in places I didn’t even KNOW existed. I lasted an hour. Back to the hotel to scrub sand out of every orifice.
- 12:00: Local Bus bound to a "Okinawa City" a tourist area, the drive itself was okay.
- 14:00: Okinawa City. Wandering the streets, felt like a fish out of water. Tried looking at the shops.
- 17:00: Heading back to the hotel, I really miss home.
- 19:00: Decided to venture out for ramen, the best ramen I can ever have.
- 21:00: Ramen time! The ramen shop was crowded, but the wait was worth it. The broth was rich and flavorful, the noodles perfectly al dente, the toppings a symphony of textures and tastes. I devoured the entire bowl in record time. This, THIS, is the reason I came to Okinawa. This ramen is all the therapy I need. I could cry. I might.
Day 3: Culture Shock & Deep Sea Dive? Nope.
- 08:00: Breakfast. Same as yesterday. The "fish with tiny bones" is starting to grow on me. Maybe.
- 09:00: Okay, I was going to be adventurous! Today was supposed to be a snorkeling trip. The brochure promised "underwater magic!". But the thought of putting my face that close to the ocean's murky depths? I'm out. Nope, I just can’t. Turns out, I'm a landlubber at heart. I would be better off visiting the local museums.
- 10:00: Okay, I tried to do…stuff!
- 12:00: Lunch with the hotel restaurant. The food was okay.
- 15:00: Visited a local temple. Very beautiful!
- 17:00: Back at the hotel.
- 18:00: I'm already homesick.
- 19:00: Found another ramen place. The ramen was pretty good, not the best.
- 21:00: I'm going back to my room. I'm getting bored.
Day 4: Just leave it to fate.
- 08:00: Packed up my things.
- 10:00: Check out of the hotel. Okay!
The Bottom Line:
Okinawa? Beautiful. Hotel Sha La La? Quirky adventure. Me? A hot mess, but ultimately, having an experience. Maybe, just maybe, I'll come back someday. But first, I need sleep. And maybe a good, long nap.
P.S. If the gremlin in charge of my room key sees this… please, just let it work. Please.
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Okay, Okay, Let's Talk Okinawa Paradise: Hotel Sha La La! & My Brain Right Now
So... What *is* Hotel Sha La La? Is it actually paradise? Because, you know, marketing...
Right, let's get this straight. Paradise? Look, I've seen a LOT, okay? And "paradise" is a big word. Hotel Sha La La... it's got its moments. Definitely. Think of it like a slightly-too-honest, but still charming, old friend. It's on Okinawa, obviously, (duh!) a gorgeous island - the turquoise water alone is soul-cleansing. That part is genuinely paradisiacal. Sha La La itself? Well...
It's a mid-range hotel, not exactly the Ritz. My room? Small. Really, really small. I swear, I think the bed was mostly a futon, which, fine, I'm adaptable. But the view? Spectacular. That's what really saved it. Picture this: waking up to that vibrant turquoise, palm trees swaying... Okay, breath. Forget the slightly chipped paint and the questionable stain on the carpet (which, let's be honest, probably got there from a clumsy me after one too many Orion beers). The *view*… that was magic.
But honestly, I went there *expecting* paradise, and for the first few hours, I was kinda… disappointed. Like, "is this it?" But by the third day, the place grew on me. A lot. So… not pure, perfect paradise, but definitely close enough to make you forget about your bills and your noisy neighbors.
The food! Tell me about the food! Is it all, like, sushi and ramen? (Because… I love sushi and ramen!)
Okay, food. This is important, people. Sushi and ramen are definitely on the menu, and yes, the sushi is *amazing*. I mean, melt-in-your-mouth, fresh-as-the-ocean amazing. The ramen, too, was… well, I basically lived off of it. I may or may not have had ramen for breakfast *every* day. Don't judge me! The flavors! The broth! Oh man, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.
But don’t think it's all just those two glorious dishes. Hotel Sha La La's restaurant, *Sunset Bites* (cheesy, I know, but it's accurate!) has a pretty decent variety. Local dishes, Okinawan soba noodles (totally different from ramen, surprisingly!), and even some Western options for the, um, less adventurous eaters. (My partner was a huge ham and cheese sandwich fiend. Don't ask.)
The real star? This local dish called Goya Champuru. It's bitter melon (which sounds awful, I know), stir-fried with tofu, egg, and spam (yes, spam!). It's… odd at first. Really, really odd. But after the fourth time, I was hooked. Absolutely hooked. I still crave it. I actually tried making it at home, but it tasted…off. Definitely needed the Okinawan sunshine and the, well, the *experience* of being there to make it work. Definitely a highlight.
Beach time! How's the beach situation near the hotel? Is it crowded?
Okay, beach. This is where Sha La La REALLY shines. The hotel is *right* on the beach. Like, stumble-out-of-your-room-in-your-swimsuit-and-plop-down-in-the-sand right on the beach. Bliss. Complete and utter bliss.
Crowds? Well, it depends on the time of year. I went in the shoulder season, and it was… perfect. Not deserted, but not shoulder-to-shoulder either. Enough space to spread out, read a book, build a pathetic sand castle (I have zero artistic talent when it comes to sand, FYI), and generally chill.
The water is crystal clear, warm, and inviting. Snorkeling is amazing. I spent hours just floating around, staring at the fish. (I saw a sea turtle! A REAL sea turtle! I almost cried.) The sand is soft and, well, sandy. You know. Beachy.
The one downside? Sunscreen. Slather it on, people! I got a *nasty* sunburn on my first day. Learned my lesson the hard way. My back still feels like a lobster. Seriously, bring a hat, too. And drink water. Lots and lots of water. Lesson learned: don't underestimate the Okinawa sun.
So, what kind of activities can you do *besides* just lying on the beach and eating ramen? (Because, eventually, one…gets…bored, right?)
Bored? Never! Okay, well, maybe for like, an hour or two after the fourth consecutive day of laying on the beach and gorging oneself. But there's tons to do!
Besides the obvious beach stuff (swimming, snorkeling, sunbathing), there's diving, which I'm told is incredible (I'm a bit of a scaredy-cat when it comes to deep water, so I skipped that one). The hotel offers rentals for paddleboarding. There's also a little shop where you can arrange tours to various attractions, including the Churaumi Aquarium (a must-see, seriously!), and the Okinawa World (a slightly touristy cave system and traditional village, which was actually really cool).
But the best part? Just wandering around! Rent a car (driving on the left is…an adventure, but you’ll get the hang of it). Explore the island! The local markets are vibrant and full of weird and wonderful things. Discover hidden beaches. Visit the various castles and historical sites (Shuri Castle is amazing, or what's left of it after the fire). Okinawa is full of surprises. You might even stumble upon a local festival. And then, of course, there's the duty-free shopping in Naha. (I *may* have bought a few things.)
Okay, let's get real. Any downsides? Anything that *sucked*?
Alright, let's be honest. It wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows. There's always *something*, right?
First, the internet. The Wi-Fi at the hotel was…spotty. Let's just leave it there. If you're addicted to your phone (guilty!), be prepared for some digital detox. Also, the air conditioning in my room was a bit… temperamental. One night it blasted arctic cold, the next it cranked out warm air. I spent a lot of time adjusting the thermostat.
And... okay, I'm going to be brutally honest here. The first night, I had a run-in with a cockroach the size of my thumb. Now, I'm not normally squeamish, but that thing? It was horrifying. I screamed. My partner, bless his heart, bravely chased it away (with a shoe, naturally). It shook me. I spent the rest of the night convinced there were more lurking under the bed. Honestly, I considered checking out right then and there. But... the view. And the ramen. I stayed. But yeah. Cockroaches. Consider yourself warned. Bring bug spray.
Other than that? Minor stuff. The occasional loud karaoke from the bar down the street. The fact that leaving was brutal. REALLY brutalSmart Traveller Inns
